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George Zimmerman Helps Invisible Family Out Of Turned Over Invisible SUV

doing good deeds now are we?
george zimmerman is determined to get our love.
you know you want to cuddle with that overgrown sasquatch.
well cnn just broke a story about george zimmerman not killing someone this time.
nope he actually saved a family…

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The Redemption of Star Fox

when you have to say “goodbye” to a friend,
one who has had your back for a very long time,
it can be one of the hardest things to do.
like any relationship,
you both may start not seeing eye to eye.
little things they do start to piss you off.
it happens and it is normal.
some friendships end because the loyalty is gone.
your boyfriend becomes a target.
they listen to jealous or envious voices.
ask any celeb about all their broken relationships.
sometimes a time out is necessary,
but it should only last a little while.
star fox and i tho…
we talked last weekend after a good four months…

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Your Family Could Be The Biggest Leeches Of Them All

imagine being drafted into the nfl.
you see your contract and you nearly pass out.
you are financially set for a while.
little did you know,
your family was plotting too.
welcome to the world of tyron smith…

this is why i’m changing phones and addresses once my big break happens.
suddenly you have new family,
new friends,
new handouts,
and new enemies…

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On the Brink of Soul Sucking Purgatory

ugh, leave me alone.

i love my aunt dearly, but she is trying to turn me out…. again.
turn me out into something i am not ready for.
i have been there and done that already.
i’m not trying to go in there again…

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I Guess My Blood Has A Little Chilli In It

I hate family who doesn’t do anything for you…
but can brag their asses off.

Brag.
Brag.
Brag.
Brag.
Brag.
Brag.

I seriously hate that shit.
They never call you to see how you are doing,
but will call you every couple of months to update you on what THEY are doing.

Just now my aunt called me,
after not hearing from her for a while,
and she commences to get on a bragging extravaganza I did not sign up for….

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