so for the last couple weeks,
hell months,
i’ve been breaking out like crazy.
i will admit,
i’ve been stressed and over-eating all the wrong things.

sugar
chocolate
grease

…comfort food?
either way,
i had enough.
my foxy sexy don’t work with a crunch bar face.
i remember one of my readers suggesting bentonite clay way back.
the problem is,
were the hell would i get it?
so i went to amazon and there it was…
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ok so i’ll admit…
i did not watch “i am cait” last night.
i know.
i know.
well mi is watching it right now.
i sat and watched it on an “apple juice” kitchen run.
it was at the part when her mother met “caitlyn” for the first time.
is it me…
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um how did ^this happen?
is it make up?
surgery?
i see why tyga has lost his mind.
she looks great “after”.
whoever made ^that happen needs their props.

lowkey: mi is a kardashian fan.
she likes “the big one”.
i retreat once she turns this show on.
does miss brenda j even care?
its like the pimp lady is grooming kylie to be the next attention hoe.

everyone meet the “before” picture of delino deshields jr.
he is a prospect mlb wolf for the astro’s minor league.
well this is his after picture after getting a fastball to the face…
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everyone meet the new face of lancôme,
lupita nyong’o.
ya’ll know i stan for this one heavy-like.
i am so happy for her.
check out a quick video lancôme posted…
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this girl’s story literally depressed me today.
i could not even…
so everyone meet gabriella.
she is an aspiring actress/model who i’m sure all the wolves love.
i’m sure cute ones like i have featured on here.
well she let the wrong wolf into her life and this happened.
(very graphic photos btw)…
Continue reading “The New Battered Face of Domestic Violence” →