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why fabolous hem up shiggy like this?

it was all good on july 21st when this pic was takem…
now if i had just been accused of alleged domestic abuse,
by allegedly knocking my vixen’s teeth out,
i wouldn’t be doing the following.
especially when you are a celeb and the feds are watching.
by feds,
i mean EVERYONE who owns a phone with a camera.
so fabolous was caught pressing shiggy on worldstar.
maybe this was friendly banter
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Emily B Wanted A Night Out From All The Stress (Fab Had Just The Place)

wow.
this is one of the reasons i stay out of dysfunctional couple’s relations.
some folks love that ryde or die/”slap upside their head” kind of shit.
so emily b,
her missing teeth,
and no regrets have allegedly connected back with
fab.
they were allegedly spotted at coachella over the weekend.
well via “the shade room”
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The Year of Exposure Continues: Fabolous, Welcome To Your Entry

one of the reasons i’m glad i stopped being envious other relationships.
i rocked with fabolous real heavy.
i bought his first album when it came out and kept up since.
i liked a majority of his songs and features.
he had a few mixtapes recently that were fiyah.
this being my all time favorite song from him:

so i was extremely disappointed to read about his recent shenanigans.
he had an alleged domestic violence dispute with emily b,
the mother of his cubs,
and it ended up getting violent.
it got so bad that he allegedly knocked both her front teeth out.
this is story via “ny daily news”

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When King James Says Carry His Bags… You Do It.

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as you know,
i love how king james walks.
something about it just turns me on.
(i wonder if he likes being called king james during sex?)
lebron and his entourage went shopping in beverly hills this weekend.
i guess he needed stuff for his trip to manila ( x here ).
as a good entourage, they carried all his bags

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Is This Who Has Been Getting Ray J’s Cakes?

You know Ray-J got that dump truck,
but Danger said Young Buck was beating that out the frame.
Not this Young Buck:

But this one…

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When Whores Talk About The Rapper Wolves After They Put The Pipe In Em

“I get so dick thrown at me, I got to dodge it like Mario Kart.”

I love whores.
I hate messy whores.
But, I love whores because you learn so much from them.
They are like teachers with a minor in journalism.
I remember the time I actually spoke to a real “stand on the corner” white whore who was a client of my friend’s brother.
She was telling me about how she became a whore, drugs, her pimp, and different fetishes she has dealt with from Wolves.
If you listen, you will learn too.
I got 2 messy whores below who some rappers ran through that have taught me a whoooooooooooooooole lot…

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