you ever got an email like ^that from your boss and it ended with:
“just following up” and“what’s the ETA on” are similar phrases that give britney face. it’s usually the first thing on a monday or right before you leave on a friday.
so now you gotta dig through your emailsto show you aren’t a doofus.
you forward it,
leave a passive-aggressive “let me know if you have any concerns“,
and go back to watching a youtube video.
God forbid you can’t find it tho,
you’ll get chewed outand the infamous:
those who work in corporate offices know how it goes. ya’ll know. one sentence i’ve seen in a few emails that are usually attached to fuckery is…
i saw a tweet thread today that had me laughing so loud:
for anyone on the corporate america ship,
or any professional situation,
there is a certain email language you have to use.
you can’t be responding with all the rah rah. i know you want to, but please don’t.
there is a lot of passive aggressive clapbackingtons.
whether it is from:
your boss the bitch a few cubicles over someone in a totally different department
even in industry.
the “paper trail” will keep you from getting caught up.
you have to learn how to successful fontto ace it tho.
it took me a while,
but i’m a beast with my work emails.
i’m always down for a dumb ass to try it.
so i’m here to show the foxhole how to use certain phrases. i use most of these from time to time….
some of the forest dwellers are doing it again.
some have been hounding chadoy leon real heavy.
he put on snapchat along the lines of disrespectful emails in his inbox.
he does the whole “personal training”thing,
but it seems some are fiending for his “sexual services”.
he did say in a message he put up about it:
i get great emails.
the foxhole is always in constant communicatingwith me. if i don’t get back to your message, please do not take offense!
i was speaking to an foxholer about “him” from my job. “that guy”. “him whose name shall not be mentioned”.
anyway he showed me this old entry from 2011:
honestly reading those comments helped me find my golden crown again. thanks to the foxholer who had to refresh my soul drive.
well i was talking to vain,
one of the foxhole vets,
and showed him the entry. well in a reponse, he wrote the following… Continue reading “A Trip and Fall Down Memory Lane”