i don’t know WHY people’s default is “the bitch“.
your default should always be “kind” UNTIL you are taken there.
i always font this to The Foxhole.
some people just want to be a “the bitch” for the sake of being “the bitch”.

i believe “the bitch” should always be a surprise for those who try you.

everyone was talking/fonting about how jlo was rude to cole walliser,
the director of the glambot at the golden globes and oscars.

jlo has been allegedly been called out for her rudeness for years.
this ain’t brand new information about her.
cole decided to come to her defense:

…BUT guess what cole?
i think someone needs to come to your defense caussssssseeeeeeee….
it seems you are allegedly full of rudeness too.
you know rih’s social media comes with receipts…

you ever got an email like ^that from your boss and it ended with:

“Please advise…”

“just following up” and“what’s the ETA on” are similar phrases that give britney face.
it’s usually the first thing on a monday or right before you leave on a friday.
so now you gotta dig through your emails to show you aren’t a doofus.

“Found it!”

you forward it,
leave a passive-aggressive “let me know if you have any concerns“,
and go back to watching a youtube video.
God forbid you can’t find it tho,
you’ll get chewed out and the infamous:

“Going forward…”

those who work in corporate offices know how it goes.
ya’ll know.
one sentence i’ve seen in a few emails that are usually attached to fuckery is…

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why ya’ll keep hitting up deven hubbard in dms and emails?
he says he’s straight and don’t want ya’ll.
a foxholer directed me to a ig story that he recorded on his way home from basketball camp…
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i saw a tweet thread today that had me laughing so loud:

for anyone on the corporate america ship,
or any professional situation,
there is a certain email language you have to use.
you can’t be responding with all the rah rah.
i know you want to,
but please don’t.
there is a lot of passive aggressive clapbackingtons.
whether it is from:

your boss
the bitch a few cubicles over
someone in a totally different department

even in industry.
the “paper trail” will keep you from getting caught up.
you have to learn how to successful font to ace it tho.
it took me a while,
but i’m a beast with my work emails.
i’m always down for a dumb ass to try it.
so i’m here to show the foxhole how to use certain phrases.
i use most of these from time to time….

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so you just got like a ton of emails in some foreign language.
isis did not take over the foxhole.
that was my bad…
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some of the forest dwellers are doing it again.
apparently,
some have been hounding chadoy leon real heavy.
he put on snapchat along the lines of disrespectful emails in his inbox.
he does the whole “personal training” thing,
but it seems some are fiending for his “sexual services”.
he did say in a message he put up about it:

“no disrespect to the gays”

…so i guess that’s a good start on his alleged “homophobia”.
the arrogant wolf,
“young baggy” aka “baggy large” said…
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