Dwight Howard

dwight howard was “wild n out” and allegedly got outed in the process?

i’m starting to believe,
or i already did,
that more males are “bisexual” than we care to admit.
sometimes,
it’s not even “100% gay”.
it’s “lowkey: both”.
that’s perfectly fine and i’m not one to judge.
so after awakening from a long ass night of ps4,
the foxhole hit me from all angles.
the talk was the alleged outing of nba baller wolf,
dwight howard,
and his alleged ex,
mason elije.
it started with the following tweet…

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Dwight Howard Likes To Play With The Kiddies?

nba baller wolf,
dwight howard,
got some ‘splainin to do.
it seems like our loveable overgrown dork was alleged beatin around the underaged bush.
in other words?
he was in an alleged relationship with some underaged girl.
one he was callin’ his “princess”.
has it come to this dwight?
literally?
well here are some receipts of the alleged antics that the young chick exposed…
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So… He Doesn’t Like The Feel of Condoms Apparently?

dwight howard likes to fuck.
what?
i’m being honest.
well he welcomes his 7th (or so) random baby with girlfriend christine vest.
royce from bbw broke the news since she didn’t know.
urbanbelle is about to fill you in…

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If This Is An Example of How These Baller Wolves Role Play Then…

lets say you were casting for a movie…
would you let these four baller wolves audition for you?
well i can see dwight howard in comedy,
michael crabtree in a romance flick,
shawn marion as a side kick in action movie,
and dez bryant in a porno.
well these four auditioned scenes from famous movies for relativity sports,
a division of relativity media,
a film studio that also produces tv and develops scripts plus distribution.
let’s see how they did for “we crush acting”…

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Jamari Fox’s Guide To Being The Perfect Non-Groupie

So Orlando was WEAK.

Yup.

(how terrible was that Slam Dunk contest?)

Too many players and not enough hoes.
Better yet, not enough known players which equaled no hoes.
They heard the word “Orlando” and thought Mickey and Minni Mouse.
But, I’ll be honest, I would have been down there.
Even if I got me a rookie or even a draftee, I would be satisfied.
I swear, I have to teach people how to do what to do.