Tag: dms
God slid in my DMS last night
I love how ratchet we get and then talk about God.
I love how unhinged we are on here.
so last night,
something so wild happened that i had to share it with The Foxhole.
picture this: i’m sprawled out on my couch,
mid-binge of queen sugar.
i left hanging somewhere in the chaos of the rona.
i figured why not start from the beginning and get lost in that drama again?
Sidebar: something urged me to watch it again.
…but as the first episode rolled on,
my mind wandered back to some therapy revelations from earlier that day.
i was thinking about seeking acceptance and the trauma from my youth.
just when i was deep in my thoughts,
someone i’m cool with hit me up in DMs randomly.
we don’t really talk like that but we respect each other heavy.
he knew Star Fox as well.
so this person went MIA for what felt like forever and randomly hits me up out of the blue last night.
Foxhole…
the foxhole is filled with bitter c*m guzzlin’ men?
i had a nasty headache yesterday,
plus been waking up to some weird ass anxiety,
i took a sick day,
but i woke up today to ^this foxmail.
this lurker is very angry over my entry in regards to ( x atl tayh ).
let’s make ^that into a message,
shall we?…
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was tekashi69 trying to get/give 6 or 9 inches to/from lil nas x?
lil nas x is so handsome.
he joins me in “the team of legendary #biglips“.
one thing i like about him is he knows how to handle his social media.
he is charming and very amusing.
i can only imagine all who is sliding up in his dms with his fame.
baller wolves?
actors?
models?
other singer/rappers?
once you get that blue check,
it becomes a whole different story.
tekashi69 made a comment about lil nas x in regards to china requiring anal swabs for outsiders.
this is what he said ( x under akademiks post about it ):
lil nas x decided to do some commenting of his own in regards to that comment…
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jeffree star is already looking for new penis? ( i know andre ain’t giving bored penis already?)
okay,
that phone camera quality is wassup.
ima be in line for that muthafuckinnnnnnnnnn iphone 12.sorry.
okay so is jeffree star getting bored already?
even with andre trying to get that bawdy right?
well,
it seems that jeffree got allegedly caught up in someone else dms…
“you sucked my d*ck to good!!!!” – he texted after
nothing better than a male texting you that after you turned him tf out.
some males are born to cheat.
they are just not equipped to the faithful.
when you’re a baller wolf,
and you have access to the finest holes,
it’s impossible for his dick to “try” to turn them down.
it just ain’t possible.
nba baller wolf,
pj tucker,
seems to be one of those baller wolves.
he is married to this vixen with kids:
but his alleged sidechick,
kionna carter,
had this to reveal…
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jeffree star might be talking to your fantasy in his dms
i’m not shocked anymore.
we always assume certain males are “better than that“,
but i’ve seen the finest wolves deal with the trashiest whores.
they’ll fuck,
propose,
and even have young ones with the lowest of the lows.
how many times have we seen someone get outed and wonder:
WTF were you with him??????
don’t ever think someone is too:
Fat
Ugly
Feminine
Out of shape
Nerdy
Loser
Messy AF
…to pull top tier meat in these forests.
never underestimate the power some of these folks have.
when beauty guru and problematic attentionisto,
jeffree star,
posted this today after made a joke of him playing with the wrong balls…
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