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Desean Jackson Expects Something Clear After He Sticks It In

Screen Shot 2014-07-17 at 8.33.06 PM desean jackson has been violating us lately.
first with these twists.
who told him to try this?
those friends” of his?
well he got rid of that and then he go and post this
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Sign On The Dotted Line Desean (Leave The Ragga Tho)

Screen Shot 2014-04-02 at 8.42.47 PMthat snow wolf face is killin me.
he is def happy about the money making meat next to him.
yes.
desean jackson is now part of the washington redskins.
are his alleged gang member raggamuffins joining him in dc?
we’ll have to wait and see!

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Wait? You Mean My Gang Members Can’t Come Too?

Screen Shot 2014-03-29 at 12.12.19 PMso why didn’t anyone tell me desean jackson hung with alleged gang members?
*crosses him off list asap*
i don’t do ragga.
well desean,
one of the popular baller wolves on the eagles,
got released this week.
i’m shocked.
the f-bi who sent it to me is shocked.
hell everyone is shocked.
the shocking news is the company he keeps that may hold him back…
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“How To Get Got” Feat. DeSean Jackson and His “Ain’t Shit” Friends

eagles receiver desean jackson signs autographs at the king of prussia mallan f-bi sent me this story and all i could do was “smmfh”.
so desean jackson is one of those baller wolves who thinks he can trust “anyone”.
“yeah naw i’ll leave you my keys while i’m on the road.
i need someone to water my plants and feed my turtle.
i know we just met like last year,
but you seem cool.”

this is the same baller wolf who also trusted someone who told him he could rap.
well he learned not to trust “no one” because someone in his circle robbed his ass.
pro football talk has all this foolishness…
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The One Thing Desean Jackson Should Not Spend His Summer Doing

DeseanJackson10-l13i-570xdesean jackson.
i need to show you something.
this is the work of a “lame in progress”

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DeSean Jackson Needs To Stick To Catching Footballs

i’m all for people trying to advance their careers.
even try something new.
it worked for someone like j.lo for a little while.
look we are all singers and rappers in the privacy of our homes,
but that is where it needs to stop.
this is for you desean

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don’t make that face.
this is for your own good.
did anyone know desean was trying to be a rapper?
well i heard he wanted to attempt it,
but i didn’t think he was serious.
he debuted his new video called “brinks truck“.
yes.
i know.
typical negro shit.
it features gillie da kid, lee mazin & yung mac….

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