aaaah.
the smell and look of power.
i don’t care who it is,
how you look,
or how you act…
when you pay your dues and finally achieve power,
you get access to fuck whatever you want.
you think colin kaepernick would have bagged sanaa lathan if he worked as a mailman?
nope.
now that he has become the new “it” baller wolf,
and everyone wants a piece,
it has opened his coochie options.
the kaeperwives (his stans) are having a fit.
that’s how you know this was a good pairing.
welcome to the blogs colin!

lowkey: lets be real.
she has a movie coming out.
he’s the baller wolf sex symbol at the moment.
you think this was by accident?
this has us talking.

u.o.e.n.o.

x visit sanaa
x visit colin

meet your new  @_________.
nice.
very nice.
i always knew you had good taste.
well you both met on jack’d by accident.
he hit you up on some ol, “was sup”.
you replied, “nada”.
he opened his picture and you nearly fainted.
i’m sure he did the same as well.
ya’ll agree to meet up to see if it’s really real.
it is!
well on some “new-new” shit,
you both actually got to know each other.
of course you would have smashed,
but you wanted to try something new.
well at the end of the nite,
you both agree it to meet again soon.
the end?
nope.
well why “come” later on you go on jack’d and he is still online?
hell why did you go back on?
welcome to the new dating.
or “damn do you have dick adhd”?
sure you may meet a good person (out of all the hoes) on a phone site,
but are we programmed now to always be available?
i had to wonder…

Have phone “locate my ass” apps ruined dating?

Continue reading “The Agony, The Ecstasy and The Jack’d” →

what in the…?????
jason derulo went really colorful with his album artwork.
i guess usher really is his motivation.

x i could be wrong

lowkey: i do like his cartoon waves tho.
looks like that indian remy.
here he is performing on america’s got talent tonight:

and his video with 2 chainz “talk dirty to me”:

…i’m mad at this faux jamaican accent tho.
soooo yeah…
should breezy wolf be scared?

x visit his twitter

…with him being the chocolate on top.
*boom boom chinnnnnnnnng*
jason collins allegedly has a new boo.
yes.
it seems jason has found himself a “luv-ah”.
do you want to see this “luv-ah“?
well the “luv-ah” is underneath the break…
“luv-ah”…

Continue reading “I Told Ya’ll Jason Collins Only Liked Vanilla Ice Cream” →

i guess olivia chucked the deuces to snow wolves.
on a serious tip,
kerry washington decided to give a baller wolf a chance.
by chance,
i mean MARRY.
who you ask?…

Continue reading “See… Even Olivia Pope Marries Baller Wolves.” →

“what would you say if i was dating ____________?”

she showed me the picture on her phone.

“____________ looks like your type.”

hell looked like my type.
i didn’t want to say that out loud tho.
she didn’t know how i got down.
______ was tall,
dark,
and handsome.
i thought it was a baller wolf.
_________ wasn’t shirtless,
but you could tell there was a nice body underneath the suit.
she told me that they worked together.
job title: supervisor.
every vixen and fox working there was interested.
________ was interested in her tho.
so what was the issue?

“that was once a woman baby!”

oh yes.
i was picture cat fished…
Continue reading “Old Pussies Equals New Dicks” →