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Too Much Time Has Passed Since I Touched Those Little Boys!

elmo has made a statement.
left me looking like when i read it:

i hope he wasn’t being serious…

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The Jackal Feels Like You Have Misunderstood Him

yeah.
you know what?
we did misunderstand him.
we apologize Jackal….

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Who Wants To See The New Elmo Accuser With No Shirt On?

my wolves will love this.
you know on those late nights when you are on a chat line….
need someone to fuck…
and this hits you up with the same idea as yours.
you fuck him.
he drains your pipe just right.
so you find yourself fucking him regularly.
you catch feelings.
he does too.
some shit goes wrong.
your ass is all over hood and tmz.
now you are the victim.


well meet cecil!

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The Jackal Gets His Full 360 Close Up

ready to see his 360 interview?
get comfortable foxes/wolves/and hybrids.
11 minutes of questions answered…

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The New Elmo Accuser Is Revealed And…

wait for it.
wait for it.
ready?…

his name is cecil singleton.

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Kevin Clash Officially Resigns As Elmo… But, Elmo Still Has A Job.

lost your career because of some ignorant jackal and your bad decisions.
very sad…

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