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An Evening Feeling BLESSED… Starring YOU.
Goes a little something like this…
“Let me pour this wine baby…
I need you feel just right…”
“Now I want you to show me why you are blessed…”
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Is A Fox As Good As His Options?
Would you rather have him?
or him?
Or maybe, him?
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Or, out of the 3, are you just looking for one out of the 3 Wolves to hold you down?
It seems that in this lifestyle, it is all about your best options.
And those dudes up there are certainly some of the best options in Wolves.
But, is this where Wolves and Foxes differ?
They have 1,000 options, where we have 10…
Should we always have options?
Jamari Fox’s Guide on “How To Properly Use Your Big Penis”
CLASS IS NOW IN SESSION FOR MY… LARGER WOLVES.
Hi.
I’m Jamari Fox.
I won’t be fucking you.
BUT… I know some other Foxes who want exactly what you have.
Here is a guide I have drafted up to help you get good lovin long time…
Anyone NOT paying attention will be forced to strip naked and will perform dick jumps for 30 minutes.
Pull your notebooks out now…
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The Fox Who Cried “WOLF!!!… STOP!!!!!! NO REALLY!!! STOP!!!”
If I hear about another Wolf telling me about a Fox who could not take his pipe….
… even after bragging that he could.
I think it is false advertising.
“LOOKING FOR:
FOX WANTING A NICE BODY AND A NICE BIG DICK.
LITTLE DICKS NOT WELCOMED.
ONLY BIG SQUASH DICKS HERE.
YOU HEAR ME!
DON’T HIT ME UP IF YOU GOT A NORMAL DICK.
I NEED A BIG FAT DICK!!! YUMMM!!!”
… then when he meets his fat double-dicked Stallion Wolf,
10 minutes through the ride, he is ready to get off…
… and not without a fight.
What is with these Foxes who cry WOLF… STOP!
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Ray J: The Fattest Cakes In R and B?
Ray J is kinda… corny.
We all figured this out years ago.
He will always be “Brandy’s Brother” or “The Idiot Who Made Kim Kardashian Relevant” in my eyes.
Then what gets me is he stay trying to be some kind of gangsta.
SONJA NORWOOD AIN’T RAISE NO GANGSTAS!!!!
So he can cut that shit out (see audio from radio interview after Fabolous fight)…
Ray J is a handsome dude those lips I’d like to ride.
Even though, I have a sneaky feeling he wouldn’t be looking for a FOX.
Besides him packing some major steel in his tighty whiteys…
(see Ray J/Kim K sexual sleep-fest)…
…He also packs major Charmin in the back.
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