this is the type of corn i’d be an unapologetic eater for

nowadays,
corny for me is:

the over saturation of the self absorbed.

it’s the posing,
lightweight advertising,
but having absolutely no other redeemable traits outside of that.
worst of all:

using sex to sell an OF,
promoting private videos for sale,
and scamming…

…and got the audacity to be rude in DMS.

like,
what?

many of the vixens have a corniness to them too.

posing half naked,
showing and throwing ass,
getting pregnant,
and confused why they’re fucked and dumped for someone doing less than that.

anyone using body parts and sex can attract anyone.
none of these people are keeping em past a few months,
lucky if they go a year.
i learned very quickly after the following i find baller wolf,
russell wilson,
to be extremely sexy when many people have labeled him as “corny”…

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corny isn’t a look; its a vibe

what is corny,
really?

i found myself asking that question today while watching everyone drag akademiks:

it is giving loud,
off,

and “do these people even like him?”.
everything about it screamed cornball behavior but i had to wonder:

We throw the word “corny” around a lot but what are we actually calling out?

right now

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“…and then we wonder why these black menz go out with white womenz”

i’ve come to realize:

There are some people who have never been treated well.

the “all my life i had to fight” types.
so…

They don’t know how to act when someone is being genuinely kind to them.

you try to date them and they’ll treat you like shit.
you try to be friends with them and they’ll treat you like shit.
they’re always on guard,
looking for “ops”,
or will call you corny because you don’t come in the shade “triflin’ af”.

 

it’s like the gays who try to cape for the attentionistos.

The “let me try to show him kindness so he can like me” types

God,
i use to be that brand of pick me too.
a wolf in the following story tried to take a vixen out on a date.
she curves him as a result because…

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joe budden thinks michael b. jordan is corny and disrespectful

michael b. jordan has become the villain rather quickly these days.
it kinda shows me where people’s priorities are nowadays.
so michael was bullied and called corny in school,
the random who allegedly called him corny interviewed him,
and he decided to remind her how he treated her.
it wasn’t even nasty and gave her an interview.
to some folks,
he is wrong yet…

They’ll watch reality tv bullshit,
watching people throwing shade in confrontations,
just to wait for a reunion for epic showdowns and throwing hands.

make it make sense.
joe budden,
who is no stranger to being called corny and other things,
thinks michael b. jordan is corny…

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michael b. jordan had time for someone who called him corny in high school

we don’t know where people will land.
we always end up circling the block.
some of us were super corny growing up.
i was.

A few decades later,
you glo tf up and the rest peaked somewhere in high school.

that is the case with michael b. jordan and a past bully named lore’l.
she is a radio host/red carpet interviewer/love and hip hop person now.
imagine him not forgetting how he was treated in the past.
imagine him calling her out before she has to interview him…

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Saquon Barkley’s Vixen Kinda Ruined His Sex Appeal Before It Began

for the wolves who are trying to play “the fantasy”,
it’s best we don’t hear from their s/o.
i mean i get it.
their usually claiming his meat,
but saquon barkley’s vixen had to be so corny about it.
so as you know,
saquon made his debut in this year’s “espn body issue”.
this is what his vixen,
@annacongdon,
put on her social media…
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