Posted in HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP THE "DUMB JOCK" FILES

i’ll need trevor bates to download uber, like, ASAP

i love nfl baller wolves,
 
especially if they look like ^that.
sadly,
they can be prone to crazy ass behavior if you aren’t careful.
so ^that’s trevor bates.
he plays for the lions.
well he allegedly didn’t want to pay for his cab ride to queens.
a foxholer wants to share what happened via “the daily mail”
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jeff cutts is a wolf who wears multiple fur (naked is the best tho)

the chest >>>>
yes foxhole.
take that meat all in.
so let’s font about jeff cutts.
i’ve been wanting to font about him for a while now.
of course,
i didn’t know who he was.
i was seeing him pop up on my feed.
of course,
the foxhole guided in the right direction.
what would i do without you all?
well jeff is in my foxhole now and well…
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Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES

after midnight in the garden of blue and evil (ryan macklin)

i just don’t understand people anymore.
like,
the crazy just confuses my spirit.
everyone meet jackal,
ryan macklin.
he is a 6 year hunter,
married to a beautiful vixen…

…with a cub on the way…
…but decided to alleged rape someone at a traffic stop.
a foxholer sent me this sick story via “the daily mail”
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Posted in HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE TURN YO TV ON X MARKS THE FOX

The Haves and The Have You Seen The Fine Cop?

CYkOlxRWEAAn_wOum…
drool much?
the problem i have is tyler perry always casts these fine wolves.
its hard to ignore his programming,
or writing,
when you are bombarded by all this deliciousness.
this time its the cop played by nicholas james
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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS THE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO PUNCH IN THE FACE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

It’s All Her Fault (Said The Boy In Blue)

460191ea728a9822266f7514d319a1f3you know whats crazy?
i was just thinking to myself how vixens go unscathed by police brutality.
not in a “national breaking news” kind of way.
excuse my ignorance if i missed a story.
well how soon did this happen?…
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Posted in ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE X MARKS THE FOX

Frank Ocean Allegedly Gets Arrested For Getting Travelling Throat In A Moving Car

i wonder if it was in that car?…

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