Posted in NAH THEY HAVE NO CHILL BUTTON WOW X MARKS THE FOX

You Gonna Need To Leave An Hour Early For Work Due To The MTA

it never fails when i’m early for work,
the mta makes me late.
my bosses don’t seem to realize that.
Β they take the metro north so they wouldn’t.
my job was talking about come in an hour earlier.
YEA TF RIGHT!
as with anyone in new yawk,
they know how unreliable the mta is.
it will legit have you vex af in the morning.
well prepare to be even more annoyed,
new yawk foxhole.

they about to do a decade of construction,
which means an absolute shit show ahead.
this is what the “daily mail” had to say…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI

Teasing Me With His Fat…Bicep

Summer makes me so horny.
If you even touch me a certain way,
I am liable to turn into a werewolf and…


Well you already know.

So I left work early yesterday and I headed to my train…

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