so apparently, spankbang is no more?

Can one of the Foxholers confirm the following for me,
please?
Thanks.

so one of my straight wolves hit me up the other day in a panic.

“Did you know Spankbang is gone?????
I keep getting re-directed to LiveJasmine.”

i was like,
whaaaaaaaaat?

the Foxhole would have alerted me about that.
so when i went to go check…

I still had access to it.

he continued to tell me that allegedly…

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we created the musk monster tbh

So I guess he is baffled all of these white characters got re-made?
I only recognize Ariel.
Who are these other characters?????
I’m always confused with his confusion.

tbh,
i don’t want to hear any more complaints about elon musk.

we all played a part in creating what he has become.
he flaunts his racism but we continue to use twitter.
many of us bark like dogs because his app,
unlike the other social media platforms,
lets us upload smut and indulge in our degenerate ways.
we can’t have it both ways but let’s be honest…

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if only kamala harris would be herself, we’d believe her

A controversial statement but Kamala Harris bugs me.

i’ve aired my grievances about her many times.
my main issue?
she doesn’t feel authentic.
you know when she feels authentic?
when she is in shady bitch mode.

this is when i think she is the most “herself” and i fux with that heavy.
i love when she is shady and bitchy tbh.
it’s like she’s always “putting on” for the black community.
come voting time,
she pulls out the pander card.
her appearance at the bet awards really annoyed me…

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wah gwan with this trash from drake today?

drake was at his handsome-est during the scorpion era.
whatever era started the low fade/beard combo
tbh.
as soon as he got the cornrows,
started dressing in early 00s garb,
and everything looking way too oversized like he is trying to hide his weight…

He started to look really “ugh” to me.

you what else “ugh”‘d TF outta me?
this patois-country remix he was featured on today called “wah gwan delilah“.
it’s a cover of “hey there delilah” from plain white t’s…

but…

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can someone point christian combs to the writings on the wall of the room

Christian Combs has GOT to find an identity outside of his father.

…because at this moment,
his father is public enemy number one and when you are have his same face,
it will not end well for you either.
learning to read the room is a skill many can’t perfect.
remember:

“ME!
ME!
ME!”

…will have you fucked up each and every time.
so why did christian combs and quincy brown decide this was the right moment for…

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let’s pray for the douche bags, the a**holes, and the scumbags

in this digital age,
what does it take for us to see through the smoke and mirrors?

take the above nonsense from kelly price,
for instance.
po’ po’ kelly price.
it made me think about all the celebs that church folks have wasted prayers on.

Rihanna’s bruised face was everywhere online, yet somehow, we were supposed to pray and forgive Chris Brown while Rihanna was painted as the villain by many in the black community. He went on to get awarded mad BET Awards that same year while BET continued to spite Rih.

R. Kelly preyed on young girls, dated a young Aaliyah, and abused them all. But we were still told to pray for him, while his victims were labeled “fast.”

Megan Thee Stallion gets shot, there’s video evidence, yet Tory Lanez is seen as the victim because she allegedly had a questionable past.

Diddy, with his history of abuse and power plays, makes an “apology” video, and suddenly, he needs our prayers and sympathy. Not only that, the rumors are Cassie deserved that beating because she alleged stole a Rolex from someone worth 800 million and continued to date this alleged “thief” after this.

ye,
trump,
so on and so forth…
do you see the pattern here?
whenever someone is a victim…

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