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she wants us to see the rona isn’t a big deal by using her tongue on you (jodie meschuk)

there are a lot of crazy jackals running around out here.
i’m convinced laws are passed by folks whose elevators don’t fully reach the top.
i don’t know if the following is crazy but…
jodie meschuk
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a “kinda-sorta maybe not” thoughtful anti-jabber,
wants to sway america into believing the rona isn’t a big a deal.
how is she gonna do that?
she decided to film herself licking things in the supermarket…

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chris watts had sex with his mistress like how he murdered his wife?

chris watts looks like the type that’d be into some real kinky shit.
i bet he liked a whole cucumber up his tail.
some married males,
like dl males,
throw a different kind of pipe.
you’ll get banged by “cheating” and “undercover” sex.
sometimes it’s better than single ones.
that type of sex can be rough,
filthy,
thrilling,
and have absolutely no inhibitions.
this is why some males cheat.
i can see why some sides lose their natural born minds.
they got a-dick-ted to that  “i can’t do this with my s/o”.
it tends to be “mind blowing” if the mister(ess) can keep up.
allegedly,
chris watts mistress came forth with details of their torrid sex life.
it was sorta connected with how he murdered his family too.
this is what a foxholer sent me from “the daily mail”

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chris watts: the murderous undercover dl bisexual hybrid?

i usually don’t scream that i think someone is gay,
out loud anyway,
but something in my foxy senses said:

“I wouldn’t be shocked if Chris Watts had secrets.”

something inside me “dinged” hard with that one.
well i may have been right.
“the male side piece” has allegedly come forth.

i know.
i know.
the foxhole,
far and wide,
alerted me of the story that i had to post.
this is what “the post” had to font…
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Eat Shit, But You Die?

it’s getting to the point i’m desensitized to nonsense in the news.
some stories tho,
i’ll actually want to vomit.
the following almost made me vomit.
so a jackal has a dirty (literally) secret and his cub discovers it.
this is why the jackal allegedly ends up killing his cub because of it.
check this twisted shit via the new york daily news
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We Were In There Like Swimwear and Swam for Three Hours To A Standing Ovation.

so last night,
i gathered up my vixen and we went to see batman: the dark knight rises.
now, a fox got his ticket a while ago because it was already sold out.
due to the massacre in Colorado,
i was skeptical about even going.
i mean, OD was straight about to cancel.
but, i figured if it my time to go,
i can’t postpone the inevitable.
i did hear there was crazy police detail so it calmed me down some.
even though the NYPD ain’t shit.
we all know this…..

we got there and…

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Ginsu-Hoes (Another NFL Player Stabbed)

Ever since this lockout has taken place,
it’s like these hoes are playing Captain Stab-A-Negro.

I see that now these NFL players have no money,
they been bored and fucking up with Vixens left and right.

First Brandon Marshall and now…

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