you see the “glow” on both of their faces?
no its not the “we bang everyday” glow.
its the “we aren’t having sex at all due to my religious beliefs” glow.
i know.
weird.
well ciara and russell wilson are not having sex.
like,
at all.
russell wilson told pastor miles mcpherson,
of rock church near san diego,
that there will no closing of any partitions in the back of their limos.
check the interview here…
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well she may not be able to sell “jackie”,
but ciara damn sure sold this!
an vix-bi sent me this update today.
she is the new face of roberto cavalli’s ’15 spring/summer and well…
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  ciara got baller wolf,
russell wilson,
pushing her baby in the streets.
i guess this is really happening.
i’ll allow it.
future: -0

guess which singing vixen is squeezing on all that russell wilson booty?
well the forest has been talking.
you will never guess who he took to the white house state dinner tonight…
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i always got this impression future had some good pipe.
hell ciara confirmed it for us.
*waves* hi c…
he seems like the type you put in the “fwb” category.
the wolf you let smash because he was “there” and it turned out to be good.
real good actually.
so you keep on doing it until you get married or saved.
you know those types.
one of the f-bi sent me a treat today.
it’s a groupie on future’s alleged dick report for our review from balleralert.
lets take a look shall we….
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i remember when i first heard “goodies”.
it was in the club.
i was like:

“WHO THE HELL IS THIS???”

this is before the power of shazaam and “siri what song is this?”.
i never heard a song like that before.
i liked how she sung-talked.
the beat was stupid ridiculous.
“1, 2 step” use to play at every party i went to.
so i got the album first day and wore that shit out.
i had all the unreleased tracks and everything.
“promise” came out next album and that was it.
she was out here looking like aaliyah’s southern cousin.
“like a boy” and “thats right” followed right after.
before i knew it,
i was lowkey stannin’ for her.
well…
ask me what happened to her career?
go head.
ask me.
okay i’m glad you asked…
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