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i legit screamed during that scene.
i want my cheeks munched on now.
cal jacobs (played by eric dane),
nate’s dad in euphoria on hbo,
has a really interesting storyline.
last season,
it was revealed he was smashing young trans-vixens.
this season,
it seems he has elevated to gay males.
in last week’s episode,
he was head-first in some black tail.
imagine being an extra in a sex scene with one of your favs?
the person that the tail belonged to revealed himself on twitter.
his name is christin byrdsong and well…

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so lemme tell you how much a “blonde” i can be.
i saw a quick gif or something of “a journal for jordan” last week.
i thought the lead actress was jordin sparks and she had a documentary out.
i didn’t know it was a new movie starring michael b. jordan.
the actress i thought was jordin sparks is chante adams.
i wasn’t high.
i swear that i wasn’t.
i was wondering where this gif of mbj came from:

“oh hi big and juicy pecs.
nice to meet you.”

his tail also made an appearance in the movie too.
an f-bi sent this to me and well…

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people really like mychal kendricks.
i mean,
who wouldn’t?
he is handsome,
has a great personality,
and those bubbly cheeks of his…

x his tail up

chek’s kiss.
did it seem like he was wilder compared to how quiet he is now?
well as you know,
mychal was being investigated for insider trading in 2018.
he pleaded guilty.
 after this case getting pushed back 1700 times,
they finally reached a verdict…

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back in 2001 at hot 97 “summer jam”,
jay z infamously outed that prodigy of mobb deep (rip) was a ballerina as a kid.

( x read here why that beef was even started )

back then,
when music was great,
getting exposed on the summer jam screen was exciting.
many slices of beef in hip hop were started on that stage.
i think the reason is that there were no social media so they used big events to start controversy.
if you weren’t there then you heard about it once you got to school or work.
these days,
exposures are usually followed by twitter posts and ig stories.
being a ballerina doesn’t hit as much a rapper spreading his butt cheeks while allegedly being baited.
local atl rapping jackal,
sacklife pg,
was allegedly outed like that and…

Continue reading “it ain’t the summer jam screen for exposures anymore, it’s the twitter jam screen (sacklife pg)” →

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i’ve always wondered how this whole baiting situation actually goes down.

Baiting is when someone sets up a fake profile and gets someone to show their nudes,
only to leak the nudes for free OR charge people to see them.

usually,
the baiter uses pics/videos of a really hot vixen to get the package.
i know many bait horny straights for their dick pics…

…But videos of him playing with his wolf hole tho?

… that is the part that confuses me,
or maybe it shouldn’t?
ex pre-baller wolf,
deon long,
has been allegedly getting baited for years now.
i know he has a nice set of cheeks on him
( x see it here )
but…

Continue reading “deon long spreads them cheeks like land o’lakes without a care in the forest?” →

i’ll never forget when sherrod betton aka @coachbetton was “no males in my comments”.
in my time of being a blogger,
there were many who had that same energy and suddenly stopped.
i don’t know if it was the pantene or they just admitted defeat.
maurice lyndell,
i’m looking at you too.
i mean,
come tf on male species:

Gay males are visual creatures like straight males

straight males love a nice pair of social media titties and cheeks.
gay males love a nice pair of cheeks,
pecs,
biceps,
thighs…
wow,
we def have more options in our online meat markets.
sherrod has stupid fat cheeks while wearing pants so i don’t know what he was expecting.

well in 2021,
he is doing this with marvin bienaime…

Continue reading “sherrod belton can make his cheeks do a round of applause (that’s talent!)” →