poor michelle williams.
no,
i’m being serious.
the poor vixen is going through it.
as you know,
she suffers from severe mental illness,
but now it seems to have been kicked up a notch.
she had to drop out of her broadway play,
“once on this island”,
due to doctor’s orders because of it.
i read this article on “et” and…
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does chad “ochocino” johnson have a point?
he may.
i know one thing tho…
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i still think chad johnson is the best dressed baller wolf in the game.
he still plays,
right?
well he def knows how to wear some clothes.
( x my favorite outfit of his )
speaking of his bawdy,
he apparently only has 3 inches of love down below.
well i didn’t say it.
he did.
this is what he said in his latest instagram video via ny daily news…
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^that is ochocinco’s alleged piece.
he got some leakage recently being a thotasaurus rex.
well you know we covered his full piece already in the foxhole.
you remember right?…
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this story actually cracked me up.
so one of the world’s biggest attention whores,
ochocinco,
doesn’t want others being attention whores to him.
well men sending him “butt cheeks for review”.
look at these tweets…

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“i’m just tired of crying,” evelyn says while crying.
“well shit ev i’m tired of it too” – me, watching the first episode of bbw 5.
the whole episode of evelyn crying,
shaunie’s nostrils,
shtuzie’s fixed lisp situation,
and tami still wanting to sit with the mean girls.
was it enough to keep the public interested tho?…

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