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How Many Dick Pics Do You Have In Your Phone Right Now?

okyescellphones.
the new laptop.
its now become our other limb.
the new part of our brains.
with the right apps,
your phone becomes a weapon of mass destruction.
personal assistant.
best friend.
college professor.
photographer.
gossip columnist for page six.
video game system.
you get the idea.
hell having access to google is dangerous enough.
i started to wonder about these little gadgets we can’t go anywhere without…

Are all your secrets in your phone?

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Jared Sullinger Had To Sit His Big Booty Down In Cell Block D

jaredsullingerblacknwhitelets hope he didn’t wear that.
so nba baller wolf for the celetics,
jared sullinger,
was arrested over the weekend.

x see his past entry here

he decided to play a baller wolf favorite:
“whack a vixen”.
i’m personally shocked because he always struck me as a gentle giant

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Who’s Derrick?

joey.
heyyyyyy joey.
consequence said he has your phone after your little incident.

he says you been texting a “derrick“…

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yeah.
he had a lot to say on hot 97 with angie martinez.
take a listen…

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