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Meet The Vixen Whose Butt Cheeks Appeared In The Ocho-Sex Tape

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“you feel it in your stomach?”

i love that line.
well an f-bi found out the vixen who is in the video…

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You Can Download Big Sean’s Sex Tape on DatPiff.com

not seriously.
you CAN download his detroit mixtape there tho.
i won’t lie,
i have so many wolves i would love to see in a sex tape.
starting with him:

rabbit humping with a heavy pounding before he cums vibes from him tho.
the short ones always want to bang your head into a headboard.
big sean had some interesting shit to say to QDeezy of Hot 107.9 FM
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Kanye West and The 1 Million Dollar Sex Tape

The news of Kanye West’s alleged sex tape with an 18-year-old Kim Kardashian look-a-like is causing up a storm in the world of hip-hop and pop culture, and Canada-based porn company Sex.com has just offered to start the bid for the highly sought-after footage at $1 million.

The official statement from the website claims, “By making a Kanye West sex tape public, Sex.com feels that he and current girlfriend Kim Kardashian will become the first celebrity sex-tape power couple. They will be the epitome of Western tabloid culture.” Sex.com wishes to come to an agreement with the anonymous tape holder as soon as possible, so it can share this content with “everyone.”

According to the official statement from the website, Sex.com is the record holder for the most expensive domain name ever. And it’s also on the rise to become the most visited porn website in the world. It’s an outlet that wishes to “remove the veil of silence that surrounds sexuality and create an open dialogue for all things sex.”

No comments were made from either Kanye West or Kim Kardashian’s representatives.

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if this tape releases….
this may just blow the internet up to smithereens.
and of course,
i got the twitter of the alleged vixen who is in the tape.
why does she look like…
well you be the judge.

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I’d Pay To See This Sex Tape…

God.


Along with the Baller Wolf of my dreams, an iPad, and Louis V sneaks for Christmas,
I pray that you allow these two to leak a sex tape.

Oh, and God?
I pray I will be good for the rest of the… day and eat all my vegtables.

Thank you God.
Amen…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE THE GREAT WOLF HUNT

Money, Cars, and HOES… Thats All A Fox Knows.

Apparently the world has taken a dramatic shift in it’s main core.

Well humans have actually.
It seems these days that a sex tape means 100,000 followers automatically.

Use to be strippers who dated rappers are now getting talk shows and major endorsements.

and sucking the right dicks will have you on New York Best Seller List.


All while being a respectable human being puts you in a segregated dumpster.
The same dumpster the ho use to reside in… until they moved to 1200 Come Up on Easy Street.

Now, Jamari isn’t telling you to be  HO.
Sure, I say that if you are dating a Wolf, make sure his money is in order.
Who would want to date a broke man who can’t even afford a plastic cup to pee in?
BUT… I will tell you how being a bore and good two shoes can pretty much have you alone.
To catch a Wolf or a career by the toe…

Eenie Meeni Miny… Ho?

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Tupac Sextape Rises Up From The Dead

I don’t mean to speak ill on the dead…

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