Sorry, But You Gave Him Dome Way Before The “Suing” Grace Period.

kevin-clash-elmokevin clash got down on his knees today.
he was saved by time.
i guess it’s back to your respective corners boys.
looks like you won’t be getting on that check you were waiting on…

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One of The Hyena’s In This Elmo Case Is An Expert Booty Popper

i don’t know what this has to do with the case,
but i guess this is evidence

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Elmo’s Ex Boyfriend Comes To His Rescue

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when things go wrong,
it helps that you have someone who would have your back.
elmo has his first friend to walk with him throughout these flames.
an f-bi sent this in and it is a bitter sweet cosign…

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The Jackal Feels Like You Have Misunderstood Him

yeah.
you know what?
we did misunderstand him.
we apologize Jackal….

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Who Wants To See The New Elmo Accuser With No Shirt On?

my wolves will love this.
you know on those late nights when you are on a chat line….
need someone to fuck…
and this hits you up with the same idea as yours.
you fuck him.
he drains your pipe just right.
so you find yourself fucking him regularly.
you catch feelings.
he does too.
some shit goes wrong.
your ass is all over hood and tmz.
now you are the victim.


well meet cecil!

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The New Elmo Accuser Is Revealed And…

wait for it.
wait for it.
ready?…

his name is cecil singleton.

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