cam newton took down 3 dudes like a gay during day one of pride weekend

there are times when we will be out numbered.
we won’t have anyone in our corner to have our backs.
we gotta step up and take em down one by one.
cam newton did just that.
as you know,
he is a big ex-nfl baller wolf.

6’5
245 lbs

that is pure quarterback muscle.
that penis muscle is strong too cause he do be breeding.
so when he took down 3 dudes in his best church hat over the weekend…

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cam newton had me at “hello!”

nfl baller wolf,
cam newton,
is such an interesting character.
you can’t say that he doesn’t have his own style.
he was recently on “the bigger picture” with obj,
victor cruz,
and todd gurley,
but someone on twitter pointed this out
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cam newton felt like being cute in the supermarket

in a perfect forest,
everyone would have their own sense of style.
well,
in my forest.
personally:

wearing the exact outfit off a mannequin is not fly
throwing labels down our throats is try hard city

the likelihood of someone wearing your exact same fit is super high.
God forbid you’re at the same event.
“twinsies”?
if you can throw together an outfit and it just works,
and it’s on some inexpensive shit,
i think you’re pretty on point.

sidebar: i love when folks can put together colors that just flow.
not “matchy matchy”,
but knowing how to use the color wheel correctly.
God,
that turns me on.

nfl baller wolf,
cam newton,
has his own personal style.
this is what he wore to a simple trip to the grocery store

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The “Weird AF”-ness That Is Cam Newton

can we talk about cam newton’s status messages on ig?
how long does it take him to write that computer coded language?
shit looks like it will give my phone a virus.
even though i think cam newton is sexy,
he is also weird af.
he is so weird that his outfits work,
even if they are paired in the most disjointed way possible.
everyone has been trying to crack the code,
literally,
of his recent status message
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I’d Vaca With Cam Newton

^this one needs a show.
after this football career is over,
please give him some kind of something.
i’d watch.
so cam newton went on vacation.
football season is over so why not?
i had to post this picture for the foxhole from his ig
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Cam Newton Has A Good Monday Night

so guess who got an invite to the 2017 met ball last night?
that baller wolf right ^there.
mr. cam newton.
i bet he got a massive hard on when he saw his ticket.
he even landed on vogue.com,
which took us through the visual process of him getting ready.
david ricks was the photographer who brought us all the baller wolfy goodness…
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