Posted in BEAUTY VANITY AND PRETTY SH*T THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX YOU GET A GOLD STAR TODAY!

everything to make you put that extra cake or the bottle of henny down (big belly business)

during the battle between beenie man vs bounty killer on versuz,
the main talk was:

  1. How fucking amazing it was!
  2. The belly on Beenie Man

¬†beenie was a real slim wolf in his prime so i’m sure age had a lot to with it.


i’ve heard that overindulgence of alcohol starts to show up in your stomach first.
ive seen guys go from having abs to having serious beer bellies due to drinking high key.
that abusing hard likka will catch up to ya eventually.
i was wondering if this was the same situation with busta rhymes?
remember he was muscular thick back in the day?


he put up his recent weight loss journey on ig a few days ago..

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Posted in I WOULD ACTUALLY BUY YOUR ALBUM THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE

All Ya’ll Wanna Get Like Me

nicki-minaj-twerk-nelly-video

nelly.
pharrell.
nicki.
get like me.
this goes hard…

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Posted in I WOULD ACTUALLY BUY YOUR ALBUM THE VIXEN FILES

FLATLINE EVERYTING INNA THIS BUMBOCLAAT ‘TIL CLASH DUN!

Twerk-Ur-Doing-It-Right-Meme

“batty big watch how mi love it up
Bend ova and spread and mek mi stick it in and bun it up”

the caribbean massive know what this is about.
i just heard this song and was like:

“wait a minute doe?????”

i can’t wait to see miley pop to this…

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Posted in FOX SWAGG

f0x swagg: The 1s Who Impressed My Foxy Tastes

we got past all the people who made me fire all their stylists.
now, let me highlight all the good wolves who followed my rules…

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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET THE "DUMB JOCK" FILES X MARKS THE FOX

INTRODUCING THE ALLEGED NEW FACE… OF HERPES?

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI

I Made A Decision…

This is dedicated to all my:

readers,
followers,
commenters,

admirers,
supporters,
lurkers,
haters,
whoever….

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