Posted in LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE

He Literally Fucked Me Stupid (and I Let Him)

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why do animals make memes like this?…
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Posted in THE FOREST IS TALKING

The Attentionisto Needs Deposits In His Cheeks and Account

tumblr_nub549O9vB1uww7qho1_500i was talking to a foxholer last week about an attentionisto.
one of the foxhole favorite attentionisto.
i wouldn’t mind letting him beat,
but he is indeed a little too “out there” for my tastes.
well the foxholer went down south and they were both at the same club.
he told me how allegedly
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Posted in DREAMS OF THE FUTURE THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

50 Is Broke

Screen Shot 2015-10-17 at 9.45.43 PMyou can call 50 anything you want,
but what you won’t call him is broke.
where else can one prove they are ballin’ without a budget?
instagram.
duh.
check his latest antics to prove his “non-brokeness“…
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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI

I Bust (ed)

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so i did it…
again.
i bust (ed).

this is harder than i thought.
pun kinda intended…
(this entry is NSFW,
18^,
and “NOT FOR STRAIGHT EYES”)
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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI

Please Don’t Hurt Him Work Wolf

tumblr_mdbz8vgDit1qd3d65o1_500work wolf turned me on today.
i hate to admit that.
well no i don’t.
i never seen him get angry or overly aggressive until earlier…
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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF?

Fuck (Mi)

tumblr_m3i49nHPsF1qajmbto1_500i have had a very challenging week.
my job is being “my job”.
even tho my old boss is gone,
and it has gotten a lot calmer,
it seems pineapples have gone buck wild.
its like people doing what they feel like.
everyone taking days off and backing up the work load.
people been out for the week now.
the new boss is just allowing it.
i was supposed to go to karrine steffan’s event for her new book.
that didn’t happen because i had to work overtime.
well i was having a good day today until mi hit me up this afternoon…
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