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Bret Lockett Looks Better With His Fur Off

who remembers bret lockett?
i do.
he use to be a fixture in the foxhole.
i let him change light bulbs with his shirt off.
he had a little scandal with kim kardashian and vanished.
well he is back and just how i like him.
naked…

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Posted in LAY DOWN SOME RUBBER

Lay Down Some Rubber: Baller Wolf Edition (27)

MY FAVORITE!
You know I love this portion of the programming!
The day would not be complete if we didn’t have a competition for athlete meat!

You know the rules.
Two Baller Wolves.

ONE QUESTION.

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Posted in X MARKS THE FOX

The Battle of The Blands Continues…

They say when you are at the bottom,
you will do anything to each the top.
Lie, cheat, steal… just to have your name in lights.

Two attention whores fighting for the bigger spotlight.
Be careful Kim.
This is one entertainment channel everyone is tuned into.

This situation is getting very messy.
And we here at Jamari Fox love other people’s mess, right?
Especially one that involves a bored baller and a boring bunny.

Who do you think is telling the truth?
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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS THE "DUMB JOCK" FILES X MARKS THE FOX

Bret Lockett: S E X T I N G

Well Foxes and Wolves,
my favorite baller, Bret Lockett, is caught up in quite the scandal.
Seems the lockout had a bored Lockett sexting a famous engaged porn star…
One who usually goes coo coo for cocoa cak anyway…

Guess who.

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Posted in A FOXY REVIEW HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS

Bret Lockett Wants Us To Go With Him…

… but where exactly?

So as you all know I haven’t mounted Bret Lockett yet.
I know, I’m slackin.

Just kidding.

Anyway, as you know from Fox past,
I featured Bret on a segment to promote his up and coming rap career.
Thanks to one of my faithful Foxes, omg007, I was informed on the music video.

See below for where Bret wants to take us…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS

B-Loc Takeover

The man of many talents!

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