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toni braxton and birdman have a big announcement

i guess he stopped making her high.
clearly,
because i figured she was on some kind of drug.
*shrug*
so according to reports,
toni braxton and birdman are over.
i know,
foxhole,
i know.
i was expecting them to make it.
/endsarcasm
so he wrote “it’s over” before erasing his entire ig…
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Toni Braxton and Birdman’s Big Secret Comes To The Light?

^this is the only secret i want to know about from toni.
so today,
a vicious rumor was being spread:

“TONI BRAXTON SECRETLY MARRIES BIRDMAN”

i nearly threw up.
i mean,
her bag is definitely secured,
but really?
toni braxton,
the legend,
marrying…
i kept my nose in this story all day.
i needed answers.
welp!
this is the statement about the alleged wedding via “us weekly”

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Birdman Takes An Expensive Shit

birdman1i always wondered if i had access to a ton of money,
like in the millions,

what would i spend it on?
well i know i’d like to do a lot of traveling.
i would be writing entries at a beach house in the caymans.
of course,
my wardrobe and shoes would be stupid.
my glo up game would be a problem.
rapper wolf,
birdman,
had a million dollars to burn.
guess what he spent his money on?…

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Put Some Respek On This Relationship

Screen Shot 2016-05-10 at 10.14.30 PMis toni braxton broke again?
that is the only explanation for this.

according to tmz,
she is allegedly dating birdman.
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yes.
mr “croooooooo…
what happened to that boy?”
mr “put some respeck on my name”.

didn’t keyshia cole molly whop some snow bunny over birdman?
toni watch out!

lowkey: first sanaa and french montana,
and now this…
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Took. Me. Out. (Don’t Say My Name)

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put some “respek” on that name.
“birdman”.
“respek” that name.
ima use that in a sentence this week.
look…
i love black twitter,
i swear i do.
this made me laugh so loud
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When Did Charlamagne Get So Handsome?

vibe-weekends-with-breakfast-club he def looks handsome in the following video.
oh!
you ain’t heard?
this is about the fuckery that happened when birdman landed in the studio of power 105.1.
so those who don’t know,
birdman had a very quick interview with “the breakfast club” on friday.
he had a lot to say in 2 minutes.
this is what happened
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