well just what we needed.
a “drunk in love remix” featuring yeezus.
now before i would have jumped for joy,
but every since he got with the greatest attention whore from the west,
i’m very “meh” on yeezus.
especially when he gets all graphic like so in this teaser…
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beyonce sure knows how to make the “inner sasha fierce” cum up out these dudes.
take this one for example.
he wanted to recreate the “drunk in love” video.
he came with costume,
  set,
and choreography…
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vin diesel made a random video he wanted to share with the foxhole.
he is dancing to katy perry’s “dark horse” and beyonce’s “drunk in love”…
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so b is trying this “not picture perfect” by having a little fun.
well she had a private party for the release of her super successful self titled album,
beyonce,
at dave and busters in new york.
i got my invite,
but due to me being in florida…
well, you know.
she did something strange at this particular party.
you ready for it?
she took shots.
with a fan.
GASP!
I KNOW!
HOW COULD SHE?!
well her people have been pulling the video down left and right,
just like the time when she fell on stage many moons ago,
but i got the video before olivia pope tells me take it down…
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lmao.
i laughed so hard that snot flew out my nose.

lowkey: i detect no lies in his statement.

“jamari sit up straight.”
“don’t slouch.”
“stop biting your nails.”
“i wish you could be more like the ______.”
“why aren’t you playing sports?”
“this silly writing this is just a hobby.”
“what website was that?”
“who are you talking too?”
“please don’t embarrass us.”
“god jamari how could you be so stupid?”…

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