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r. kelly is getting familiar with his new digs, is all

how the disgusting have fallen.
r. kelly has finally been taken down.
with someone of his celebrity,
you’d think he had money to save him on a hurricane.
nope.
kellz can’t even post his own bail according to “cnn”

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My Rich Baller Friends Would Bail Me Outta Jail!

rich friends are cool.
they can:

get you out of drama
help you pay an overdue bill
score some hardcore coke or horse tranqs for a night cap

they can also pay your bail when you allegedly ahve your baby daddy murdered.
that is where ^this she jackal comes in at.
her rich friends bailed her out after she was arrested for the crime.
this is how much they put down via new york daily news
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