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High Definition For Dummies

i found this site on tumblr,
i have been fascinated for the last hour.
take a look inside:

CELEBRITIES UP CLOSE!

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE

He Was Fuckin Me All Kinds of Stupid and Kept Leaving Something Inside Me

he is fine isn’t he?
imagine you bring him home to break your back.
oh he does.
he does it well.
he eats up all your black pudd’n and even wants seconds.

it was a good fuckin’ night.
he leaves.
you never hear from him.
suddenly,
you start experiencing symptoms you never felt before.
things just start going wrong.
you don’t know what the fuck is happening.
well, it starts with that same wolf who you inside you…

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LAY DOWN SOME RUBBER: “Champagne Chronik Nightcap” Edition (43)

so i know you have been lonely for a while.
i got 5 of my best candidates ready to take you out on a date.
champagne chronik nightcap.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SlO00rkOP4]

let loose and be a little… bad.
you getting uptight on me.
you need to be in the presence of someone fine.
willing to do whatever you desire.
i got chu baby.
let’s see the contestants in the pleasure hole

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… You Also Owe Me 90,000 Dollars For All This Trouble!

it’s like, every hour this man’s life gets worst….
i just don’t believe it.


maybe evelyn’s pussy has bad luck in it.
this same thing happened to antonie.
how do you blow all that money and become washed up?
not only is ocho’s house facing foreclosure,
he owes 90,000 to the island he got married on…

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE THE GREAT WOLF HUNT

I Turned Him Out With Good Food, Good Sex, Good Talk… and He Bought Me A House.

do you know when you are looking like an idiot?
i mean, we all know at some point when we are fucking up.
we let someone in our lives and that person becomes our “all”,
we lose our focus and end up in a very dark place.
we stop calling our friends.
family becomes pushed to the side.
everything becomes about “him”.
we start being him.
we start to lose ourselves.
we don’t even realize he is trying to play us.
you think you are doing good,
but this mofo was the worst thing to come in your life.
do you really know when you have completely gone from “doing well“…
to “damn homie! you was the man homie…!”?
i started to wonder…

Can some dick/cheeks really be bad for you?

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE THE GREAT WOLF HUNT

Dreams Of F*cking A Down Low Wolf Dick (I’m Just Playin’ What I’m Sayin)

As I sit back relax
Steam a blunt, sip a Becks
Think about the sexy singers (niggas) that I wanna sex – Notorious BIG, Dreams.

i think some downlow wolves are sexy as shit.


i know.
what you want me to do?
i’m sorry.
my truth committed a sin and your life has been affected.
i’ll send you a “i’m sorry” card in the mail.
but check it out…
downlow men are always going to be sexy because:

  • forbidden “fruits” are always sweeter (no pun intended)
  • the maximum fantasy
  • the sex unhinges the bed

it is normal to be attracted to something you can’t have.
why do you think celebrities are in business?
i think people are always curious about things that are forbidden.
with anything forbidden, it can come with a lot of problems.
i also think downlow is always glorified as a witch hunt.
explains why some of them do what they do.
but, what if you met a downlow guy who was willing to follow all your rules…
…as long as you respected his?
is that still wrong?
is he still a demon who needs to be beaten with a cross?
i started to wonder…

What is really wrong with being on the down low?

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