If Beyonce Can Get Nekkid, Then So Can Amber and Kim

Screen Shot 2016-03-15 at 7.44.13 PMamber rose!
why would you?
so ever since amber rose and kim kardashian buried the hatchet,
amber has been doing a lot of “kapin’ for the kardashians”.
as you know,
or don’t,
amber is all about her “slut walk” campaign.
it’s a vixen’s life to sexual freedom and nakedness.
well she had a thought that has been confusing her.
it involved beyonce.
you already know how this ended up.
this is what amber said via uproxxx
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…and here i thought amber rose was sent to destroy the kardashians.
okay so this has been the talk of the day in my forest.
everyone was literally aghast.
amber rose and kim kardashian both posted this on ig…
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You Ain’t Never Putting Fingers In My Bootyhole

tumblr_m6u2jd8liz1qbmrcdo1_500i guess the dragging got to him.
that’s what i was telling myself when i saw these latest tweets.
its funny how most straight wolves don’t want you near their tails.
i know some who will punch you in the face if you even grab it.
that sucks because most straight wolves,
and even the dominant ones in this life,
have the nicest and fattest bunz.
well kanye west wanted the world to know his wolf hole is “fanga free”.
this is what he tweeted,
as well as what god told him about using cubs in his verbal assaults…
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They Had To Dig In Ye Azz Cheeks Today

CZwXdtmWAAIy943sometimes when an animal ‘ack up,
you gotta remind them exactly who you are.
now i’m not saying go around and use things as blackmail.
i’m saying when someone who knows you wants to get buck,
or finds themselves trying to call you out over pettiness,
you gotta remind them of their secrets.
just a hint.
something tiny that will make them shut the entire fuck up.
well this is what happened today.
lets rewind,
shall we?
so kanye changed his album title from “swish” to “waves”.
if the album is anything like the last,
he should name it “POLF”.
wiz khalifia thought it was disrespect because max b,
a harlem rapper currently in prison,
started the “wave” movement out in harlem.
wiz tweeted this:

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who thought “kk” was a shot as “kim kardashain”,
went the FUCK off.
a foxholer sent me a collection of all the tweets…
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Blac Chyna Stars As “Peppermint Petty”

blac-chyna-tyga-custody-battle-640x388blac chyna seems like a sweet vixen.
her cub is also really damn cute.
i felt her pain after her break up with tyga.
she gave her time,
and womb,
to that fuck-jackal only to be cheated on with an alleged pre-teen.
that had to have stung.
all while said pre-teen’s family invited her into their homes,
smiled up in her face,
but really knew what was up.
that is usually grounds for an ass whoopin’.
after they broke up,
she tried her hand at being an attentionista.
pretty much failed.
she isn’t amber rose.
well this is what happened after i saw this recent picture
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Odell Beckham JR Is In The Early Stages of Getting Reupholstered Coochie

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now i know odell beckham jr is the new “hotness” in these forests.
everyone wants to be him
…as i’m sure “do” him.
i should know.
this fox is standing in line.
well it seems odell has found lust love in a hopeless place.
according to tmz sports,
odell is in the “early stages” of dating
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