i haven’t had a juicy sausage in a minute.
tbh,
i haven’t really been feeling meats all that much.
i’ve been highkey dealing with the vegetarian menu.
don’t get me wrong,
i love a thick piece of juicy steak in my mouth…

…but the way some of these meat be getting recalled,
I have been extremely cautious.

uh,
are we fonting about food or menz?
anyhoo,
the alleged juicy meat on this attentionisto tho…

made my mouth water.
heavy…

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when some males get older,
they start dating and fuckin’ younger.
personally,
i like males on “millennial” or on the cusp of “gen x“.
many younger males can be annoying and give high-key “lil brother energy”.
you know what “lil brother energy” is like.
it seems ex baller wolf and now podcast powerhouse,
shannon sharpe,
slipped up and said his complaint with “dating younger males“.
yes,
you read right because he said…

It’s giving heavy Serena Van Der Woodsen.

i don’t know who does PR for some of these celebs but…

It would serve many of them to show up,
look cute,
say nothing,
and go home.
There are just some celebs that work better in silent.

blake lively seems to be one of those people.
it would really serve her to shut up and look pretty.
at first,
judging from the trailer…

i thought this movie was going to be a typical safe rom com.
to my surprise,
i was told it was about domestic violence.
blake lively had people out here dressing up in florals,
promoting her brands during the press tour,
and had a whole drink named after the abuser in the movie.
that person was played by justin baldoni.
during the premiere in copenhagen,
allegedly,
she said the movie wasn’t about domestic violence…

something told me to wait a minute about jonathan majors.
just chill jamari,
just chill.
when i saw the trailer for “magazine dreams“:

he can act and has a nice bawdy.
those things are facts but he is still weird.
allegedly,
in this audio from “rolling stone“,
it seems he admits to all that he claimed he never did…

That Scream mask might be a foreshadow.

so i wanted to font heavy about someone named israel.
israel checks all boxes of attentionisto:

...but unfortunately,
like most pineapples on rihanna’s internet,
he can’t just look good and show off that big juicy penis.
they gotta ruin it somehow and some way.
israel’s ex,
lightskin goddess,
had a lot of font and show about her alleged time with him.
brace yourself…

picture one of your fantasies on social media.
any male,
whether he is gay or straight.

How far would you go to see a male you have fantasized about having sex?

well,
that was me last week and i got disappointed…

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