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Jazz Music and Charity Work: How One of Usher’s Alleged Accusers Got “Got”

…and usher is doing that well.
i know he is happy with all this kevin hart drama.
well,
not so fast!
one of the alleged accusers in his “herpes-gate” has decided to show face.
everyone meet laura helm and according to tmz
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Usher Has A Bigger Problem Than I Was Expecting

foxhole…
i can’t.
i can imagine usher being in a concert,
working the crowd,
and seeing some pussy he’d like to fuck.
i’m sure that happens in most concerts.
the accuser in this usher scandal had her press conference today.
i learned something new.
everyone meet quantasia sharpton
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Sorry, But You Gave Him Dome Way Before The “Suing” Grace Period.

kevin-clash-elmokevin clash got down on his knees today.
he was saved by time.
i guess it’s back to your respective corners boys.
looks like you won’t be getting on that check you were waiting on…

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…and Another One Comes Forward To Claim “He Touched Me Too!”

1353429956_kevin-clash-articleif this case doesn’t just scream:

NON-DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT

…or

DEAL WITH PEOPLE WHO ALSO HAVE SOMETHING TO LOSE

i don’t know what else.
kevin clash has been slapped with a fifth lawsuit.
yes another one…

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Too Much Time Has Passed Since I Touched Those Little Boys!

elmo has made a statement.
left me looking like when i read it:

i hope he wasn’t being serious…

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One of The Hyena’s In This Elmo Case Is An Expert Booty Popper

i don’t know what this has to do with the case,
but i guess this is evidence

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