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Ryan Lochte Ain’t Scared of No Robbery ‘n’ Guns!

Lochte-hairryan lochte,
swimmer wolf currently participating in the ’16 rio olympics,
got robbed with three teammates last night.
i guess no one warned him about brazil.
well this is what happened in his words
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Best Meat Adjustment: The 2016 Olympics

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so i’ve been watching the ’16 olympics.
i don’t know if you are,
but i’m definitely tuned in.
so um…
i’m trying to figure out when did i miss this…
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Simone Biles Is Just “Her”; Not Reppin’ Black Tho

164887this was the story i was posting before that “contact(mi)” story.
so everyone meet simone biles.
she’s a 19 year old gymnast vixen,
who has won 14x worlds medalist,
currently performing at the 2016 olympic games,
and some of “our folks” have a problem with her.
well it started when she admitted she was a huge kim kardashian stan.
you know that was strike one.
word got to kim and she sent love to simone like so…
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2016 Just Sucks, Don’t It?

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i found out yesterday that someone in my family has breast cancer
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Meet The “Should Have Been The Next President”, Michelle Obama!

how beautiful is michelle obama?
i’m going to miss her being first lady.
she was so much fun compared to the others.

let’s hit her speech at the dnc one mo’ gin…
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Antonio Brown Cums In A Close Second

Screen Shot 2016-07-06 at 9.44.53 PM^that is what a chocolate fountain should look like.
so baller wolf for the pittsburgh steelers,
antonio brown,
decided to put his baller wolf tail in the 2016 espn bawdy issue.
this is what he did for us…
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