The Happy Hour of Doom’s Dick

ARGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

What a small world this is.
You can’t fuck someone without them knowing someone who knows someone.
This lifestyle had to be so tiny.
So I met up with a Wolf of mine who has been tryna lasso me for quite some time.
He is short, pudgy, and not my speed – BUT, he is still a friend.
We will call him PR since he does public relations for a major publication.

PR asked me to come with him to a Happy Hour’s spot after work.
I agreed since it was a beautiful day in the Concrete Forest.
When I got to the spot, he waved me down from where he was at the bar.
When I walked up to him, to my surprise, he was with someone.

When dude turned around……………

…. it was a dude I have mentioned before.

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#LOCKEDOUT

… BUT,
I have some tips for my ballers who are reading…

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Hi. I’m Dan and I’m Trying To Be Smashed Slow.

Wolfie.
This just might be your speed!

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… Yet, I’m Single In This Bitch.

I just read an amazing entry from one of  my loyal Foxes, So Vain 1.
READ ENTRY HERE.
It left me sorta speechless, angry, confused, and content all in one breath.
I love someone who can do that to me.
Means you are more than just a pretty face.

But, that entry got me to thinking about my own issues within The Concrete Forest.
Things I have gone through in my privacy.
Thoughts that I have had in my own confused mind.
Look I’m not trying to be full of myself (well a little never hurt),
but let me run down my resume…

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MEAT (22)

 


HIS BODY….
MAKES ME…
FEEL….
THINGS INSIDE THAT I’D PROBABLY GO STRAIGHT TO HELL FOR.

I’D PROBABLY FIND A WAY TO HAVE MY LIPS ON HIS BODY EVERY DAY.

Chris Brown Explains “Dick-Gate”

He sent it to a girl…
uh huh… *wink wink*

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