so, uh, what about that presidential debate last night?!
last night,
we all watched a horror movie together.
unfortunately,
we are watching and starring in it as well.
“Nightmare of the ’24 Presidential Election”
there’s no popcorn,
the seats are uncomfortable,
and the only way we can escape is leaving the country.
the two that we can’t escape from are biden and trump.
what we learned from last night’s debate is…
chrystian lehr put his d!ck down and told me to suck it?
well,
what do we have here!?
it’s elon’s twitter being its usual and hypocritical self.
free speech until you have to pay for it.
anyone can buy a blue check and spew hate,
but i mention chrystian lehr and i’m suspended.
oof!
so i posted two pics of chrystian from google on there…
i’m a sensitive thug and i need a hug
when i was younger,
i was wild sensitive.
like,
deep in the jungles kind of wild.
you couldn’t make a joke in my expense without me spiraling.
i tried to control how people saw me.
if someone dared come for me,
or if i fell on my ass in public…
chrystian lehr tried soft but came hard?
the soft debut.
you know,
that moment when you subtly let the forests know you’re taken.
all those random solo trips weren’t actually solo after all.
they were all baecations and dates but you feel comfortable to debut them.
“No
I wasn’t alone on that last trip to Bermuda.
I was in a room,
riding a banana boat,
and sucking’ guava juice off my manz penis!
Here he is!”
the problem?
these debuts don’t feel organic and often feel forced.
it’s rarely as casual as a candid snap of them across the table,
as they are debating between chicken or steak.
nah…
it’s usually more like chrystian lehr’s style of him soft debuting his new boo…
katy perry in her “oh no baby what is you doing???” era
when of our peers gets exposed for not playing nice,
or just being a total scumbag,
it’s a bad look for anyone siding with them.
“guilty by association” is real and it seems katy perry clearly missed that memo.
ke$ha’s trauma with dr. luke was headline news back in 2014.
( x read about it here )
she even dropped a album and song (that i loved) about er healing process.
So “why come” Katy thought it was a good idea to team up with Dr. Luke for her comeback?
the wild part?…
Continue reading “katy perry in her “oh no baby what is you doing???” era”kenya moore puts her peach down and walked away?
✌🏾: Kenya Moore making an exit from season 16 of RHOA.
after all that drama,
she allegedly ( x left on her own terms ).
or maybe she jumped ship before they could push her overboard.
rumors are flying that she messed up a good thing but let’s be real…
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