beat the bongos because megan thee stallion is back
you’ll always remember the first time you were turned on.
when you are getting slandered like crazy by an enemy,
and as much as you are innocent,
they are more convincing to the public for whatever reason.
if it has never experienced that,
consider yourself lucky because it’s horrible.
megan thee stallion did the right thing when they all turned on her.
she surrendered and took a step back.
while they were filling in the blanks about her character,
she was healing and trying to stay in her bag.
it’s a blessing to have someone in your corner like cardi b in the industry.
she asked megan to be on her new song called “bongos“…
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i wonder if he cleans up his sperm from the backseat of his cop car?
i don’t mess with cops too tough…
…but if i met one that looked like ^this Dominican stallion,
he could do me in the cop car,
on the cop car,
under the cop car,
and through the cop car.
all jokes aside (kinda) but cops are fascinating creatures.
some of them don’t know what to do with their power.
many of them love to cheat with hookers and even their partners.
like ( x these two cops who would have sex loud in their cop car ).
a jackal in blue named francesco marlett from maryland has no chill.
he was caught boldly having relations with his side-hoe in his backseat…
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them ones
when you’re going through the worst season of your life,
it makes you ultra-aware of who is there.
Them ones who were standing by your side.
Them ones who had an available shoulder to cry on.
Them ones who would fight an entire army by your side.
it’s the little things that you’ll notice.
it’s the little things that mean so little but mean so much.
Them ones who will suggest shows for you to watch.
Them ones who will let you borrow money without an end date.
Them ones who will buy you food because they see your fridge is empty.
it’s them ones you won’t forget when you rise from the ashes.
them ones that will never go hungry because you will keep them fed.
it’s them kellys to them beyonces.
them ones who didn’t expect anything for being there,
but you gave them everything.
them ones crying tears of joy cause you never forgot their kindness.
the rest,
however,
have to watch from the outside…
candace owens thinks eminem has gotten gayer in his old age
eminem has only one request:
He doesn’t want ANY Republicans using his music.
i mean,
that’s fair and it should be respected.
GOP presidential contender,
“da vek” aka vivek ramasw-something or the other,
decided he wanted to get on stage and pretend he was eminem.
why are these people so corny?
in which promoted em to ask da vek to ( x never rap his music again ).
somehow,
candace owens thinks em is gay because of this…
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so obama was out here doing the gay and smoking the crack?
BACK THE TRUCK UP.
like,
slowly move it all the back.
whenever someone in the media starts getting randomly tarnished,
i start asking myself:
“WTF did they do?”
barack obama has been tarnished for many years by those who oppose him.
they want something,
anything,
to happily say he wasn’t “perfect“.
this happens to many of us when we are chosen tbh.
black and chosen,
but whatever.
suddenly,
tucker carlson wants to be the one to break a bombshell about obama.
in a new interview on his twitter show,
he has a random claiming obama smoked crack before they did the gay.
life hasn’t been kind to this random…
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did malo have a plan when he decided to get into sex work?
i thought about malo while writing about ace rockwood.
those of us remember their scene together.
when malo made his debuted before OF was a thing,
he was literally “the one to smash” in movies.
he was a cute yellow fox with a bubble tail.
the way he eye fucked these wolves when they were inside him,
it was like he was putting a spell on them.
i think d’angelo jackson said he was the best he ever worked with.
he had foxes wanting to get a piece too.
malo knew he had sex appeal but he had a plan…
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