There is a heatwave in the Concrete Forest.
It is currently 107 degrees.
I am hot, sweaty, and I need someone to cum wipe me off.
If I had to choose someone to cum cool me down,
I would have to choose…
 
I don’t ever this a lot…
But I would suck the life out of him.
Whew.Â
Question
Have you ever looked at someone and said to yourself:
THIS MUTHAFUCKA WOULD BEAT THE BRAKES OFF MY SHIT
Yeah.
He fits that bill.
I pray all that working out hasn’t pulled a “Honey I Shunk The Penis”.
If you could have one evening with Mr. Landry,
what would you do?
Me…
Well the words:
“DAMN CAN I CATCH MY BREATH?”
His words.
Not mine.
😉
thank you to David,
my loyal Fox,
for LaRons head’s up.Â
DAT THANG…DAT THANG! OMG I BET HIS STROKE IS MEAN!!!
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WHATEVA!!!!! 🙂 The only thang crazy is the way he BEATS! He will beat it up crazy like! 🙂
Y’all gone quit calling my pseudo-husband crazy..LOL! Just a taste is all I would need to hold me over for the rest of my natural born life. I honestly can’t see something that damn PHYNE stalking any damn body, if anything it would be the other way around. Note: You can find me parked outside his huge ass mansion in Leesburg VA this weekend, come join and we can stalk together! 🙂 ((faints))
Lmao! I would be sitting there right next to you!
I kow that’s right! #LETSGO
Well he has a MONTH! ::checks wrist::: Clocks Tickin! lol But I don’t actively seek out the trade. I just have a thing for them and their tattoos (and that black-n-mild smell needs to be made into a “de toilett” to attract people like me lol). I date all types of masculine men. I know how to recognize destructive behavior and particular patterns that are not conducive to a healthy relationship very early so no issues there for me. I just have to look out for that slopy forehead trait. But at the end of the day… LaRon Landry can still get it!
I’ll admit, he looks quite enticing here; but there’s just a little too much hit of crazy for me…like stalk me or beat me crazy…
Crazy= Sexy to me lol. I think hes is borderline perfection.
Stalking/Crazy is no fun. This one dude I dealt with was so crazy that I knew I could not give him to cold shoulder or explain the situation like a normal person because he was the type that would kill me and my whole family and then himself. He had that same forehead slope Landry has. Got over my thug love situation real quick after that, but I still like neck tattoos and the scent of Black-n-Milds to this day.
Let it go Vain you’ll live longer.
If you got a dude around you right now that is sexually ambiguous towards you, dropping hints and stuff, one day he is gonna tell you to spread them legs like bitch pussy. LOL. Trust and believe.
Well I just need one or two nights to get me together then I am good.. :)~
It is hot as fuck here too in Chocolate City and that sexy muthafucka lives right up the street from me; a combination of this 105 heat index and these MrLandry pics I have me litterally WRINGING my draws out all muthafuckkin day!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE CAN GET IT- GET IT-GET IT!!! Rumors that he fuck around have now been confirmed from Video #2; that shit looks real suspect right there and I aint even mad, I am JEALOUS!!!!!!!
Thanks for posting Jamari…you have made my year!!! :)~
he knew it too thats why he was acting all fidgety at the door, you naked with yo sweets on and you let a dude answer your door LOL! I bet he wanted to walk away quick but he knew them boys would feel cheated that an NFL player turn their backs on their fun raiser. LOL! He even looked at his nigga with the side eye like “man my shit being put out there”
Do anyone else see that dick print in the third pic. MMMMM
Yezzir and love it!! I imagine it get real husky too! 🙂
I’m feeling a little PedoBearish that the HS boy in the 2nd video had some cakes…he needs one more year on him…
And did anyone else get the feeling that LaRon and dude just recently finished some ‘business’ before they came to the door? No? Just me? Alrighty then…
Lol i thought the same thing? Like… why are you naked with your friend over?
That’s what assistants/friends do… they assist that penis and ass.
That’s why I said I’ll pass (and because Landry looks like a freaky killer to me). Been there done that; will not be writing a book about it. It’s nice being flown out to locations, watching the game, hearing them on the radio, or seeing them perform on TV, but behind the scenes life still goes on. You end up managing their life (money, time, family, emotional states) at the expense of your own. Ultimately (hopefully) you learn not to put dick/ass on a pedestal.
I also peeped the lip beauty mark piercing.
Damn he could get it.
You’ll probably have to fight him for wolf status, Jay…lol
I’d enjoy that fight though. If he beats me, I deserve to lose it..lol
I’ll pass.
You know those dude who say, “If you tell anybody, I’ll kill you” (long homoerotic story) well he looks like he would follow through on that promise. LOL “Roid rage” keeps poppin in my head. Just send an email/text message to a confidant if you do anything with him. You might wake up dead fuckin round with him.
He has that severe forehead slope/ridge thing going on, that equals serial killer to me, you don’t literally want to be fucked to death.
Yes lord he fine as fuck! But warning word on the street he a rabid wolf. And his brother fine as fuck to he plays for the ravins
“Rabid Wolf?” What dat mean?
He crazy as shit. U know the light brights usually are
Gimmeny Christmas!!!!! That doesn’t make any sense.