evelyn lozada got me considering being a hoe in 2014.
i kid i kid.
i think…
you see that rock?
that’s a “licks my balls,
eats my ass,
swallows,
and still keeps suckin’ out leftover nut“ rock.
morals out.
hoe-in?
i’m not even gonna hate on the cum up.
literally.
i’m really starting to believe smart hoes are winning.
like i said being “the nice guy” is NOT the wave.
the ones on doing free work need not apply.
it can happen for “us”.
we just choose to fuck stupid dusty hood rats.
when “some” get a man with some cash money,
“some” fuck it up somehow.
see: all the queens in 2013 who had rich men.

lowkey: ( x jason arasheben ),
ceo of jason of beverly hills provider of diamond luxuries,
made the ring for ev and carl.

sheesh.
i hope this story has a happy ending.
literally.

x see more on evelyn’s instagram

dwyane wade has finally proposed to gabrielle union.
i know she said to herself,
“well thank god i won’t be my character from think like a man”.

dwyane didn’t lighten up on that rock either.
not bad dw.
not bad at all.
congrats to the happy couple.

instagram: his / hers

so b is trying this “not picture perfect” by having a little fun.
well she had a private party for the release of her super successful self titled album,
beyonce,
at dave and busters in new york.
i got my invite,
but due to me being in florida…
well, you know.
she did something strange at this particular party.
you ready for it?
she took shots.
with a fan.
GASP!
I KNOW!
HOW COULD SHE?!
well her people have been pulling the video down left and right,
just like the time when she fell on stage many moons ago,
but i got the video before olivia pope tells me take it down…
Continue reading “Beyonce Is A Bad Girl ( And She Needs To Be Punished)” →

who wants some chris brown news?
we haven’t talked about him in a while.
well chris has officially sat down since he’s been in rehab,
but his probation just got revoked.
that means his money is about to be fucked with and he is NOT happy about it.
e online has the update…
Continue reading “The Caged Bird That Is Chris Brown Sings” →

no.
no its not what you think.
russell westbrook just wants your sac to have space in your drawz.
he’s the new creative designer to kings and jaxs high end underwear line.
check out some shots from the underwear’s campaign…
Continue reading “Russell Westbrook Doesn’t Want You Penis To Suffocate” →

Chris Brown has decided to try to get some help.

The star, who was arrested in Washington over the weekend after getting into a fight, “has elected to enter a rehab facility,” his rep, Nicole Perna, tells USA TODAY.

“His goal is to gain focus and insight into his past and recent behavior, enabling him to continue the pursuit of his life and his career from a healthier vantage point.”

Boxer Mike Tyson had advice for Brown this week, telling a New York radio station: “Chris should know this … if you’re not humble in this world, this world will dress humbleness upon you.”

well thank god.
lets hope he gets the help he needs,
 a couple ham sammiches,
holy water bath,
and a one on one with:

found: today