They’re catching on to us.
We’re just too damn smart for these straights!

all joke aside,
i didn’t know there was such a thing but here we are.
apparently,
the gays are speed running through life with LGBTQ degrees.
so the straights are saying fuck those degrees!
they think we need more manual labor to make this country great again.
according to that she jackal who is the press secretary,
she went on fox news with this…

personally,
i don’t do:

Zeus reality shows (all reality shows tbh),
Brandy’s brother
The rapping jackal who has gone full “Yahtzee”
“Look at this new #72637267222 fight video with black folks”

as a black Fox in the community,
i can say and font this.
ten toes down with my whole chest.
when white folks say and font it,
it holds a different energy.
“DEI” is actually “black fatigue”,
apparently.
i saw this video on tiktok and i didn’t even know this was a thing…

Oh Gayle.
Oh,
my sweet summer child.

gayle,
i understand you don’t understand the criticism happening lately.
the one about you and the rest of ^those folks heading to space:

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i fully get why you are confused but if i may,
i can shine light on why many in the forests are reacting…

they say you can tell in the eyes.
some say they can tell when you are starkly religious and they find your alleged grindr.
i keep fonting to The Foxhole (or to anyone with eyes and ears):

The best sex can come from another male who is problematically religious or has been struggling in silence with his sexuality.

they will take all that aggression with their private parts on you in secret.
dating is a HAYLE NAH but sign me up for a few 11pm to 3am entertainment sessions.
hell,
as kids,
we started experimenting with other church kids because we were told it was a sin.
the straight cubs i knew in church started having sex early with vixens.
you already know all the “got caught” or “got pregnant” stories.

i watched the following clip the other day.
it featured shane winnings,
the CEO of promise winnings in gainesville, GA.
he was talking about how gen z males have become more religious.

but it was the alleged comments that had me on a mid-day scroll…

it was nice to see white people outside on saturday,
feets to ground about what’s going down in this country.
now that the forests are a tail spin towards another layer of hell,
people are asking:

“Where is Obama?”

bad enough:

“Where is Kamala?

they should be at their homes watching cozily from afar.
one hasn’t been president in years; the other?
um…

first off,
there is nothing wrong with looking good with your partner.
you both present well and look like you smell like expensive ass fragrances.
absolutely nothing wrong with that.
the designer relationships look expensive,
but it’s all about overly selling a presentation like a luxury storefront.
behind the curated aesthetics,
and the “we woke up like dis” filtered everything,
it looks like an endless product placement of a relationship.
there’s often nothing real holding it together.
even the sex on their OFs is curated.
it’s not intimacy; it’s marketing.
marketing to poor lonely souls who yearn for their own brand of designer too.
these designer relationships aren’t built to last…