i was interested in watching “the idol” on max when i saw the trailers.
i was missing euphoria and wanted a new fix from the same director.
from the trailers,
it looked like the weeknd would be doing his thing:

but when it dropped,
my foxy senses would not let me watch it for some reason.
every time i would go to watch the first episode,
something would redirect me to do something else.
i’m glad i didn’t get invested because…

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^probaly the yuckiest water ever.
these days,
i bring a water bottle with me when i go out.
i think my anxiety started this trend fresh out of the panny.
i’m trying to be better with not having water with me.
it seems like carrying around water is the latest in:

“That’s gay for a man!”

someone tweeted this and i hope it was a joke...

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foxhole,
why come i learned the bet awards were coming on last night?
i forgot all about that award show.
i could have watched but didn’t care.
ever since the bet awards went downhill,
and i found out how ratchet and disorganized it is bts,
i have been over it.
so jt and uzi allegedly had beef over ice spice…

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andy cohen seems to like nipples.
i’m taking a hunch based on the following.
everyone has a spot they’ll touch to let you know they want to smash.
 he was at a ny pride party and being a dj on someone’s nipples…

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chadoy leon.
a foxhole fav who was a tumblr fav years ago.
a few years ago,
he lost his brother in a very tragic way.
ive noticed something about chadoy that a foxholer picked up on too…

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the good news is that justice is served.
the bad news?

We are probably never gonna see these hyenas ever again in this lifetime.
Maybe we’ll see them when the forests turn AI.

eandjgang,
eric dodds and johntae collier,
are gonna spend quite a few years in jail…

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