ya know,
i like when i take my days off.

THE FOXHOLE ALWAYS WELCOMES ME BACK TO MESS!

…and you know i love mess.
this time,
a foxholer updated me on some mess involving cleiton lobo.
his mask may have flown off quick.
i saw this on my notifications as i turned on my phone:

cleiton is an alleged violent “maybe bisexual” drunk mess.
alexandré valenzuela aka @alexjairus came with all kinds of receipts…

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this jackal looks like the stuff of nightmares.
hell,
he looks like a boss that would be in little nightmares.

so i have a question for the foxhole:

Why does a pastor need an airplane?

…and with this airplane,
do you allow your congregation to ride on it too?
i already know the answer.
preacher kenneth copeland,
who is pictured ^above,
nearly ate this reporter alive for asking about his plane:

the way he looked at her <<<<<
hee bees to the fuckin’ jee bees.
i thought he was gonna dislocate his jaw and pounce on her.
he explained how he felt in his sermon shortly after…

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hogswart legacy made (  x 850 million in global sales ).
many on twitch were protesting how they weren’t gonna play.
i knew when xqc played it with no fucks to give,
that was pretty much over.
if anyone thought a boycott would stop the power that is harry potter…

I got a bridge to sell you in BK.

harry potter will always be a millennial/z favorite.
outside of social media,
many don’t know (or even care) about the controversy with jk rowling.
it goes to show there is a whole forest outside of twitter and its opinions.
jk rowling is on a podcast called “the witch trials of jk rowling“.
she has been speaking her personal truth about her infamy.
in the latest,
she said that 14-year-olds are too young for gender change…

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we may be entering “the handmaid’s tale “era but with everyone.
i blame society tho.
they wanna bully randoms for their views but not those in power.
this whole streaming service shit was our fault tbh.
no one brought to light that bill about net neutrality until it was too late.

everything is a package or subscription we have to pay extra for.
after the abortion ban,
i had a feeling they were gonna come for our necks even more.
tennessee just passed a bill that may catch on in other southern states…

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i’ve never heard of lil wop before.
maybe i have,
i don’t remember.
this is one of his songs tho:

uh huh.
yeah,
so question:

What happened to when artists looked glamorous?
Like,
music videos looked rich af.
These days,
artists look like they don’t bathe and worship Satan.
I’m tired of artists looking relatable.
They didn’t become rich to look like some random on Flatbush or The Heights.

anyhoo,
lil wop came out as bisexual a while back:

but the other day,
he claims there is a new szn for the “city guhl” gays abound.
hot girl summer out…

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Why is it that stud lesbians get a pass for taking down all the sexy vixens?

i knew a stud who was so sexy.
she was short,
had a short fade,
and dressed like every inch of fuckboi.
she had a good job too but ima be 100…

She was eating em all up like Ms Pacman.
Literally.
Eating all the pretty vixens on the low.

she showed me her strap-on and the shaft was breaking off.
that is how much cutty cat she was getting.

ALLEGEDLY,
MIMI FAUST DROPPED A BOMB THAT HER EX(?) TY SMASHED A NEWLY REALITY DIVORVCEE…

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