it’s hard being a boy.
a pretty boy at that.
you ain’t been knowing?
who wants to deal with the vixens having googly eyes.
gays gawkin’ on the street.
other boys lookin’ like we peed in their cornflakes.
like…
too much!
gives me a headache thinking about it.
well ever since that video of that vixen ( x getting harassed on the street ),
all the wolves have been taking it personally.
  the wolves of “modelpranksterstv” decided to show us with a video.
an f-bi sent me this wonderful treat…
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so remember that situation that happened at tyler perry’s studio?
the one were someone broke in his studio?
of course you do.
i wrote about it ( x the other day ).
well an f-bi sent me what he wrote on his facebook…
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this wolf is about to be a father!
YOU PUNK!
so tyler perry is in the news once again.
no his baby has not been born yet.
he was actually being stalked…
by an ex-employee…
who broke into his studio…
  barricaded himself…
and had a dildo in his mouth while chanting…
okay the last part i made up,
but the other stuff is true.
the ajc has the story…
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i ain’t even get in the door and get settled and saw this shit.
so chris brown been flippin’ out on folks heavy today.
his chill button has malfunctioned.
first it was some vine star who tried to get at karrecuhe.
still trying to figure that one out.
now he went off on adrienne bailon and tamar braxton on instagram...
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…allegedly.
so karpediem is good enough to breed,
but not good enough to slide a ring on her finger?
well he did say the other day he wants to put a cub in her.
in his words…
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tiny has started a movement.
she gonna have people getting their passports,
and ebola shots,
up to date just to africa to get ( x their eye color changed ).
you know this is serious when she gets on good morning america…
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