…according to his trainer.
i know.
weird.
you will not lie on justin bieber.
that is his legit body in those calvin klein ads.
dammit!
and like a straight wolf,
he is concerned you don’t lie on his big non photoshopped pipe either.
well breatheheavy.com learned you don’t play with bieber…
Continue reading “Justin Bieber Has A Big Pipe” →

there is jay song i absolutely love.
“show you how”.
its from the “blueprint 2”.
2 of 2.
he drops gems on the right way to hustle.
well in the foxhole,
i like to drop a few gems for those who want to listen.
sure we all have to learn through actions,
but a cheat sheet from the H.F.I.C never hurt nobody.
so lets get into that jon jon lamar scandal that popped off earlier this week.
oh you didn’t hear about it?
well check the headlines in the “pineapple news”:

INSTAGRAM ATTENTIONISTO,
JON JON LAMAR,
GETS EXPOSED FOR SLEEPING WITH TRANS-VIXEN!
TRANS-VIXEN WAS ACTUALLY A STREET WALKER!
JON JON WAS FLEXIN WITH THE HO GOODS!
ALSO HAS FAT BUTT CHEEKS HE USES AS HIS WEAPON OF CHOICE!

…sounds interesting huh?
well i never heard of him before this week,
but funky dineva actually was the one who wrote the story.
this is what was said about jon jon:

-Lives in a luxury sky-rise in Miami

-Drives a Benz

-Has quite an extensive collection of Louboutin and Louis Vuitton shoes

-Smokes a whole lot of weed

– He’s in his early to mid twenties

-Not publicly linked to any man or woman

hmm.
well after the scandal dropped,
i came to this conclusion:

JON JON WAS A FUCKIN’ BUGGIN OUT

i’ll tell you why…
Continue reading “How The Attentionisto F*cked Up (Show You How)” →

okay i don’t know what voodoo…
or hoodooo…
or whatever justin bieber is doing…
but i think i’m for it.
i said “think”.
yes i am saying this.
so justin bieber is trying to make every one of his stans burst in orgasmic bliss.
he is now the 2015 spokesperson for calvin klein (#mycalvins) jeans.
not to mention drawz.
just look at what god (or an graphic design artist) did to him…
Continue reading “My Foxhole Nearly Went Up For Justin Bieber” →

aaah.
the joy of being rich or at least “comfortable”.
i know i day dream about it many days sitting at my desk.
this is after the daydreams of liar liar and my boss falling into a snake pit.
well everyone is mad at diddy and his richness today.
he posted this on his instagram:

…and it had everyone flipping out.
ironically using the “wolf of wall street” as his meme.
for those who saw the movie then you know the jokes write themselves.
well after he got his e-ass handed to him,
he deleted it quickly.
the funny part is even tho it was really distasteful,
it actually made a lot of sense and here is why…
Continue reading “Diddy Makes A Doody on Instagram” →

well everyone on every social media platform tore madonna a new one.
( x remember this entry )
well she quickly apologized for those pictures she put up on her instagram.
yes.
she apologized.
no you are not dreaming.
this is what she told people via essence…
Continue reading “Madonna Is Sorry for Her Attentionista Ways” →

so you know i love my ratch-n-b august alsina.
i even have love for his alter ego september.
well sandra rose,
my bloggin neighbor a few forests down,
seemed to have allegedly outed august’s past activities back in new orleans.
this is what she posted on her side of town…
Continue reading “Did Sandra Rose Just Allegedly Out August Alsina as “Trade”?” →