how to jerk and suck at the same time (literally at the same time)

giving great head is a skill we have to practice on.
giving head is not a dainty job.
you gotta get nasty and be covered in your own slobber by the end of it.


you literally gotta attack the peen with your mouth,
 jerkin’ at the right time,
jerkin’ and suckin’,
while showing no mercy to his sanity.
this attentionista showed us her suck and jerk combo for her onlyfans…

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the rona’s sister is gonna take a first class flight to whoop our asses

i’ve been wanting to go somewhere on a plane.
i don’t know where,
but preferably hot and in safe social distance.
i need a hot wolf and a change of scenery.
i’m not all the way comfortable with traveling at this moment.
i saw that the uk has a new strain of the rona right now via “nbc news“:

Millions of people in London and the U.K.’s southeast will be forced to cancel their Christmas plans after scientists said Saturday that a new coronavirus variant was spreading more quickly.

Prime Minister Boris Johnson told a news conference that the toughest set of coronavirus restrictions known as “Tier 4” — will be put in place from Sunday, putting regions under the strictest lockdown rules.

which means this shit is probably gonna mutate into zombie levels of fuckery.
with all that going on,
you’d think the usa would be on the strictest of travel bans,
right?
look at what our fired and fried fearless leader is gonna do…

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who wants to hear lakeith stanfield moaning in your ear for money?

clubhouse is everyone’s latest obsession.
if you didn’t know,
clubhouse is an invite-only social media platform that relies on your vocals.
it feels like a virtual panel tbh.
think of it as twitter,
but with groups and only talking.
there is no flexing with pictures.
there is always some shit going down in clubhouse,
but late nights is where the party is really at.
usually,
there are rooms to hear vixen’s moaning for cash prizes.
last night,
one was made to hear male’s moaning for money.
atlanta’s lakeith stanfield decided to participate…

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tyrese wants you to know it’s dark and his bedroom is hot

i was very lukewarm to tyrese when he first came out,
something about him turned me off and i didn’t know what.
one of my favorite songs of his is “sweet lady” tho.
as he became successful,
i started to fuck with him because of “baby boy” and his role on “fast and the furious“.
he plays “cocky and dumb wolf” really well.
not only that,
he’s packin’ a serious tail too…

over the years tho,
he has let his weird-ass attentionisto behavior ruin the fantasy.
some folks just should never speak.
his alleged home remedy for the rona doesn’t help make him less weird either…

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mariah carey vs nicki minaj: was mariah actually the issue on the set of american idol?

remember the disaster season of “american idol” that mariah and nicki minaj were on?
oooh weeee,
i felt like i was always updating some nonsense from that set.
we were all excited for nicki and mariah to team up to judge,
but it turned into a whole

…yeah.
it seems like the person we thought was the issue might have been innocent after all…

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the types of vixens that gay and bi males love to date?

some vixens only attract bisexual/gay males.
you’ll see their boyfriend and be like,
ummm?“.
on some occasions,
it isn’t as obvious.
you only find out when the hidden boyfriend flies out of the closet with the reveal.
it can be said for this recent drama with blac chyna and her new alleged wolf,
who seems to be allegedly gay or bisexual by the reveal.

isn’t this like the second dude she dated that was found out to be bi/gay?
honestly,
blac chyna comes off a tad aggressive.
besides her “look”,
which seems highly influenced by trans vixens,
she doesn’t come off feminine.
a majority of the wolves she has been with have been “softer“.
i’ve come to the conclusion there are two types who attract these kinds of males

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