as a kid,
i watched cartoons to basically watch cartoons.
cartoon characters didn’t have sexuality to me.
they just did goofy shit that entertained me.
it was really above the surface for me unless it was part of the plot.
i’ll be the first to raise my hand and say i never assumed betty deville,
who is phil and lil’s mom on “rugrats“,
was gay.
i thought she was just an aggressive woman.

sidebar: angelica is the original hbic.
when susie came into town thooooo…

in the new rugrats reboot,
betty is gonna be a lesbian.
now that i look at her with grown eyes,
it makes sense.
what’s gonna happen to her hubby,
howard?

oh scandal,
she left him for a vixen?

some people are having a fit with the news.
surprise,
suprirse.
i was sent this screenshot of what someone fonted on fb(?)…

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why ya’ll run my manz up off twitter?
huh?
ugh.
franklin saint from snowfall deserves better than this…

…Or did Damson Idris show the world he is simply human and playing a character?

damson idris is trending because he deactivated his twitter account.
why?
allegedly,
he asked this… Continue reading “ya’ll done ran damson idris off twitter (we can’t have nice-looking things?)” →

all i wanted was an iced coffee with an extra espresso shot to wake my ass up.
that’s all i wanted this afternoon.
i needed that boost because i’m dragging af today.
so i hopped on my phone and hit uber eats.

What is the equivalent of being “hangry” but in need of coffee?

i order:

large cold brew iced coffee with almond milk,
toasted almond shot,
extra caramel swirl,
the expresso shot for a boost,
and less ice.
also add: warmed coffee cake muffin on the side.

i’m excited even typing that out.
all comes to 14.66.
when the delivery jackal (and ill get into why he is a jackal) pulls the bag out…

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*the following entry is rated xxx.
viewer discretion is strongly advised

sexual tension.
you know what it feels like.
“mr and mrs smith” (one of my fav movies) with brad and angelina is a great example.

i wanted to fuck both of them after watching this movie.
it’s tension between two people that want to smash but are holding back.
the tension manifests in anger for some folks.

Some males who are secretly attracted to you will treat you like shit,
ignore or ghost you,
and act hella weird which leaves you confused as to why.

it’s called “i want to smash you so hard but i’m straight and can’t feel like this“.
some are homophobic,
but sometimes i think homophobia is misdirected sexual tension.
remember when porn stars,
jd blackstone and atl tayh were out here fighting in the atl forests?
( x see that smoke here and here )
i mean,
legit pulled up and fought twice?
i guess all that smoke was strong sexual tension because…

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when i saw to be on the apps heavy,
i remember meeting this wolf jackal from another state.
the first night he arrived,
we were to link and probably fuck.
from what i remember from the pic he showed me,
he was really attractive.
he wasn’t “a fantasy“,
but he was a cute regula degula.
or so i thought.
when we met tho…

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i fux with mean girls heavy.
i’m sure i watched that movie over 100 times.
i own it to so…

vixens can be very catty,
especially when it comes to penis.
they will stab you on some jon snow/game of thrones shit…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srjewdPLqWU

…over a pineapple.
hell some of us as gay males get involved in their cattiness too.

Don’t have a dude be attracted to you and not some vixen you know.

She is in love/lust with his ass,
but he really is interested in you.

like,
congratulations,
you won a gay or bi male!
the following video is the perfect example of vixen cattiness at its best.
3 “friends” were pulled into a prank.
 2 of the friends called one of their manz to see if he would cheat.
they were supposed to pretend they wanted to chill with him without the girlfriend.
well…

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