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Knockin’ The Brakes Off That Pussy

I mean….

If I was in the mood,
I’d probably jump on my Wolf (tinted windows, of course) while he was driving and have some fun…

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Where is Floyd’s Mama?

Can we say short man complex?

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Winston Jerome Makes A Funny

The jokes write themselves,
as always…

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Miya Ingram is MAD at Jamari Fox!

So remember this entry I wrote on Mark Ingram?

Well, I got a nice comment in that comment box about it…

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We Are Like A Secret Sorority. All We Ask Is Trust…

“I have a very reliable source who clubs and drinks with all of the athletes that come through Orlando. He was all over the Tiger Woods issue and knew what all happened with Tiger prior to it being released publicly.
“My buddy has a place in Orlando, Lake Nona to be exact, and he lives among some athletes that live there in Orlando. Needless to say he golfs, drinks, and parties with some of the best people in central Florida. So when word got to him while at the bar last night, he called me. Word got out while drinking with friends, that Rashard Lewis slept with Lebrons girl while visiting SouthBeach.”

“I have no idea [where the rumor came from], that’s what I’m trying to figure out. I went with my regular day of working out and I come home and I hear the same rumor. I can most definitely tell you that those rumors are 100% definitely false, they’re not true and I don’t know how it came up.”
” If anything they need to let the man play, he’s trying to win a championship. Putting all this negative stuff out about him ain’t doing anything but messing with his head. They need to leave the man alone, let him play. He’s in the NBA finals, let him go out there and win a NBA Championship. This is crazy, I can’t even believe this.”
“I’ve never met [Savannah] before. I actually spoke to his step father, the father that raised him to send a message to him that it’s a 100% false as well as he said on their side of the camp, they know it’s not true. They don’t believe it and told me not to worry about it all. I told him to go out there and play the game.[…]The NBA, we’re like a small sorority, we’re like brothers you don’t do that to a brother. That’s something you don’t do. I would never cross that line.” – Rashad Lewis comments about sleeping with Lebron’s girl/baby mama/girl he isn’t tryna marry but keep the kids coming.