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When Copy/Paste Nearly Goes Horribly Wrong

i have nearly been a victim due to copy/pasting.
sometimes i don’t pay attention due to a ton of convos.
one time i was about to send a group message that i wrote in one screen,
but copy/pasted the nasty response i was sending to a wolf.
a group!!!!!!
ive learned to carefully look at the name before i press send.
star fox also nearly made the same mistake yesterday…

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How To Look Like The Fashion Inspiration: “Pepto Bismol”

who knew this baby here would inspire this hyena’s fashion choices…

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Rip His Pants Off

an f-bi just sent me a picture of kerry.
he posted it on instagram friday.
there was something “wrong” in the picture.
hmmm.
well his arms look good.
skin looks good.
beautiful smile.
i’d sit on his lap and ride him until he exploded.
i don’t see the..
oh…
oh i see it now…

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If You Were A Celeb, You Would Read Your Mean Tweets?

imagine scrolling through your timeline,
as a celeb and seeing:

“FUCK U!”
“YOU’RE IRRELEVANT!”
“I HOPE YOU DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH”

…sounds like something out of keri hilson’s mentions.
you want to @ reply:

“who the FUCK do think you talking too?”
“ya mama is muthafuckin’ bitch”
“where you @? let me come see you real quick.”
“FUCK YOU. exclamation point”

… but you know the media is watching.
it’s better to ignore anyway.
once you reply,
they won.
jimmy kimmel has a segment where celebs read their mean tweets.
well…

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The Way He Rocks His Hips, Then Waves and Sip…

that blonde had him in the zone!
you couldn’t tell breezy wolf he wasn’t walking that cat walk.
he performed fine china at wild jam in san jose and well…