i wont even get into the bore that was the billboard music awards.
i found myself bored,
but some of the performances were kinda…
well you be the judge.

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kanye west wants you to worship him.
he is coming out with an album on june 18th and guess what he titled it?
“yeezus”.
bow down and meet your new “jesus”:

kim kardashian instagrammed his new cover,
as well as the new yeezys…

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i have nearly been a victim due to copy/pasting.
sometimes i don’t pay attention due to a ton of convos.
one time i was about to send a group message that i wrote in one screen,
but copy/pasted the nasty response i was sending to a wolf.
a group!!!!!!
ive learned to carefully look at the name before i press send.
star fox also nearly made the same mistake yesterday…

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who knew this baby here would inspire this hyena’s fashion choices…

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an f-bi just sent me a picture of kerry.
he posted it on instagram friday.
there was something “wrong” in the picture.
hmmm.
well his arms look good.
skin looks good.
beautiful smile.
i’d sit on his lap and ride him until he exploded.
i don’t see the..
oh…
oh i see it now…

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imagine scrolling through your timeline,
as a celeb and seeing:

“FUCK U!”
“YOU’RE IRRELEVANT!”
“I HOPE YOU DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH”

…sounds like something out of keri hilson’s mentions.
you want to @ reply:

“who the FUCK do think you talking too?”
“ya mama is muthafuckin’ bitch”
“where you @? let me come see you real quick.”
“FUCK YOU. exclamation point”

… but you know the media is watching.
it’s better to ignore anyway.
once you reply,
they won.
jimmy kimmel has a segment where celebs read their mean tweets.
well…

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