Rip His Pants Off

Realistic vector magnifying glassan f-bi just sent me a picture of kerry.
he posted it on instagram friday.
there was something “wrong” in the picture.
hmmm.
well his arms look good.
skin looks good.
beautiful smile.
i’d sit on his lap and ride him until he exploded.
i don’t see the..
oh…
oh i see it now…

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If You Were A Celeb, You Would Read Your Mean Tweets?

11954322131712176739question_mark_naught101_02.svg.medimagine scrolling through your timeline,
as a celeb and seeing:

“FUCK U!”
“YOU’RE IRRELEVANT!”
“I HOPE YOU DIE A HORRIBLE DEATH”

…sounds like something out of keri hilson’s mentions.
you want to @ reply:

“who the FUCK do think you talking too?”
“ya mama is muthafuckin’ bitch”
“where you @? let me come see you real quick.”
“FUCK YOU. exclamation point”

… but you know the media is watching.
it’s better to ignore anyway.
once you reply,
they won.
jimmy kimmel has a segment where celebs read their mean tweets.
well…

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The Way He Rocks His Hips, Then Waves and Sip…

tumblr_mmmzk7qDqK1rqlk6jo1_500that blonde had him in the zone!
you couldn’t tell breezy wolf he wasn’t walking that cat walk.
he performed fine china at wild jam in san jose and well…

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Got2bReal: The Final Episode

g2bri hate to see them go,
but this is the final episode.
i know.
i know.
-1 skorpion show.
those who were already wondering…

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Donkey For The Last Two Years: Mister Cee.

disney_43393_5i cant.
just listen…

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Justin Bieber Gets Attacked By A Male Fan In Dubai!

this is for all you over zealous justin bieber fans.
listen up…
i know you was plotting on trying to get that.

tumblr_mmcvzhkCJ51spiv0qo1_500you gotta stand in line behind 10 million horny teenager girls,
but running up on the stage is not the way to do it.
biebz got attacked in dubai at his concert today.
well not attacked,
but tapped on a shoulder by a male fan.
this is the outcome…

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