Category: WHEN I SAY I WAS “LMAO”
i’m rubber and your lube is super glue (your dick enters me and now i’m stuck to you!)

imagine a wolf enters you,
i mean really giving you ALL those inches,
and then…
he doesn’t pull out.
that’s because he legit can’t pull out because he’s stuck.
why?
His wife found out he was on the DL and she replaced his lube with super glue.
a foxholer sent me the following video and…
dua lipa levitated dababy right off her ig follower’s list

some people really be charging up the mileage for their karma.
after dababy‘s recent nonsense,
dua lipa made a statement about the whole thing.
she worked with dababy on the “levitating remix” from her recent album,
“future nostalgia”.
sidebar: that album is really dope.
anyhoo,
she took to her ig stories to font:

…and she unfollowed him shortly after.
dababy responded…
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AHT! AHT! AHT! you thought you was free of masks but the cdc might be changing its tune

the cdc was reckless when they told folks to galivant out here without masks on.
i try to have my mask on 99% of the time when i’m out in these forests.
folks went wild; jamari fox didn’t.
as the rona continues to eat up the united states,
it looks like it’s all eyes on the cdc.
apparently…
it be like a scene in mean girls when penis is involved

i fux with mean girls heavy.
i’m sure i watched that movie over 100 times.
i own it to so…
vixens can be very catty,
especially when it comes to penis.
they will stab you on some jon snow/game of thrones shit…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srjewdPLqWU
…over a pineapple.
hell some of us as gay males get involved in their cattiness too.
Don’t have a dude be attracted to you and not some vixen you know.
She is in love/lust with his ass,
but he really is interested in you.

like,
congratulations,
you won a gay or bi male!
the following video is the perfect example of vixen cattiness at its best.
3 “friends” were pulled into a prank.
2 of the friends called one of their manz to see if he would cheat.
they were supposed to pretend they wanted to chill with him without the girlfriend.
well…
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when ya’ll got up in gotdamnzo cheeks, ya’ll made him hit a high note

i don’t understand why people speak on their platforms,
scorch earth with their opinions,
but as soon as the public legit builds a highway up their ass,
they suddenly don’t know how to handle the backlash.
someone recorded a clip of zoie aka @gotdamnzo having a tiny meltdown.
ya’ll got up in them cheeks real deep because you hit them feelings hard…
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so which gays was renting rooms with kevin samuels?

we gotta be really careful who we stan for and defend.
some of these jackals and hyenas can end up making us looking really stupid.
you know folks love it when you’re mean to other people for no reason at all.
we stan bad and obnoxious behavior!

kevin samuels,
who is a self-proclaimed “life and relationship coach“,
was made famous after this tongue lashing with this vixen who wanted his advice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a46iQXDuPBY
he had folks judging and sending her death threats after that.
personally,
she should have known better and find someone liscened but i digress.
i noticed straight hood males and lost vixens were making him his savior on clubhouse.
wellllllllll it seems it’s kevin’s time for judgment about his alleged background.
his ex-wife allegedly spills all…
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