The clock app might have run out of time.

it seems poetic,
doesn’t it?
the very platform that gave many influencers a voice,
and turned regular people into overnight sensations,
is allegedly going to stop ticking on sunday.
( x read about it here )

influencers,
small businesses,
sexy males,
and content creators better grab their masterpieces before they vanish into the void.
here is what is so interesting to me…

Nothing is worse than when someone forces their sexual fetishes on you.

that was my big issue with sending unsolicited nudes.
just because a few good time whores were okay with it:

That doesn’t mean the rest of society was down.

again: reading the room seems to be optional with some people.
so a jackal named nautica malone,
who JUST had a baby,
was forcing his degenerate behavior on the un-suspecting…

With henchman like this…

so drake starts a beef with kendrick lamar,
kendrick fires back with a dragging for the hip hop history books,
and drake continues to act like a sore loser…

according to one of his henchmen,
the LA fires is karma…
for kendrick?
allegedly…

The Confused Sagger.

wolves “be knowing” they have big tails.
if you have a keen eye for detail,
it’s usually the bawdy part they show off the most.
they either sag or wear pants that purposely fit too tight.
the moment that another male compliments their best assets,
they have a bitch fit when they can’t control the narrative.

“OTHER DUDES ARE LOOKING!?!
THAT IS NOT WHAT I WANTED!
I AIN’T WIT THAT GAY SHIT!”

…but when are we gonna start telling them THEY ARE WITH THAT GAY SHIT?
that “gay shit” is the reason they are even on the radar in the first place.
a Foxholer sent me the following video of a sagger gone “looked at wrong”.
he expresses his dismay over the male gaze on his “peek a boo” butt cheeks….

I’m confused about something.

obama,
exchanging pleasantries with his favorite frenemy and our new president,
at jimmy carter’s funeral.
it caused rihanna’s socials to promptly lose its collective mind.
in the age of the “pop off”,
where drama is currency,
it seems like everyone was expecting a knuckle sandwich served hot.
instead…

WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS???????
AND WHY AM I IN IT?????

did elon musk call the “soon to be ex” prime minister of canada,
justin trudeau,
“girl”?
according to pop base on his x-twitter…