“This is Texas,
ain’t got no condom?”…
or whatever Bey said in that song.

more than a few of my favorite new yawkers have swapped bagels for barbecue,
permanently setting up camp in houston, texas.
they rave about the southern charm and no taxes but can’t stand two things:

The traffic
The heat

as you know,
i’ve always had a soft (and warm) spot for those texas wolves:

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— DCJ (@D_Cortez_J) June 20, 2024

there’s something about that texas wood…
grain that hits different but Foxhole,
this morning made my foxhole close up and put a “do not enter” sign.
as fine as they are down there:

Are they handing out STDs like party favors?…

Kenya Moore has done something outrageous because her peach is on the chopping block.

after stirring up all kinds of chaos on “rhoa“,
it looks like kenya moore might be no “moore”.
get it?
because her last name is…
okay…
never mind.
anyway,
the rumor mill is churning with whispers about kenya atm.
i’m hearin’ that she is got fired to the entire season 16 being scrapped.
i’m confused why she would ( x allegedly show revenge porn ) at HER hair salon opening.
personally,
i think it’s just “created drama” to reel us in for the next season.
they’ve got to do something,
right?
i mean,
if we’re being honest…

everyone cheered when they heard this white she-jackal was fired from her job.
she is the one who went viral for using the “n” word,
while cooking something i’m sure was only seasoned with salt and pepper,
and looking like what harrison butkler was talking about in his speech.
for those who missed it:

she didn’t even care at all.
she boldly said “a certain community“.
i heard through the forests she allegedly worked at a black company.
( x read about her getting fired here )

Looking for a sponsor for AFPAC & Turning Point, cause I’m a broke ass nigga

— Lilly (@llddiiss) June 12, 2024

well i feel like ya’ll need to hold ya’ll cheers…

every day,
i would sneak on twitter just to see this one follower’s likes.
i won’t even hold you…

I discovered some fine ass wolves and OF content under his likes.

now…
elon has decided it’s best to hide our likes due to his concerns about our “privacy”.
i don’t even think we can see our own likes.

i had to wonder...

billy porter sort of annoys me now.
he comes off fake and doesn’t come off effortless.
it’s like he’s trying too hard or something.
he went to the white house for their juneteenth event and…
well,
he did something that got him trending in the worst way possible…

as you know,
or didn’t,
but i’ve always been into taylor swift’s music.
as always,
i have to be honest with The Foxhole:

Her latest album was so boring to me.
I gave it five songs before i had to tap out.
It sounded like one long song and the vibes were off.

as taylor milks the “tortured poets department” for all it’s worth,
the swifties are still lappin’ it up.
she’s re-released the same album 34 times with one or two new tracks,
just to keep other pop gals from stealing the spotlight.
honestly,
it’s a little unfair and definitely shady.
billboard’s counting all these re-releases and keeping her at number one.
here’s all the 34 versions she’s put out…